You can call me Heidi With a Z
My trade is writing, obviously, and I'm known for my wild, twisted plots and mindless, spastic characters.
I am the ink slinging spaz
Debauchery is my speciality
I am the girl with the paint brush between her teeth and that crazed look in her eye
I am the creator of a thousand and one tales
Do what you please, just don't call me Crazy.
And through it all... I don't feel bad about it