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I dont even know why people look at this crap but here goes
A little about me
looks- 5'4, long brownhair, brown eyes, tan skin,
Zodiac, monkey or Virgo, depending on where you're from
Music-all classic rock...such as Led Zeppelin, Queen, the Rolling Stones, Kansas, the Kink , the Cars, the Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Chilliwack, Jethro tull, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Dire straights, U2, Beatles, Heart, the Who, the Doors, AC/DC, Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Santana, 54-40, Talking Heads, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd, April Wine, The band, Van Morrison, Van halen, David bowie (of course) etc. etc. etc.
But, my fave bands have to be Led Zeppelin and Queen. both those two broke up because a band member died
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I love slash and time travel fics and stories where lils and james come back to life
I like evil dumbledore. also I like romance especially with lots of snogging- yes im canadian but i like "england" english words
and no, in canada,we DON'T live in igloos and eat maple syrup all day. we dont all own polar bears and where i live it rains all winter and is SUNNY all summer
so stop with your steriotypes people!
sorry, i got a little off topic
"Don’t talk to me," Ron said quietly. ...
"Why not?" said Hermione in surprise.
"Because I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his eyes closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret ..." (GF13)
Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring,
That's why Slytherins all sing:
Weasley is our King.
Weasley was born in a bin,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley will make sure we win,
Weasley is our King.
Weasley is our King, Weasley is our King,
He always lets the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King.
"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell out die, Ron, die -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron: "Yeah, and lucky Harry doesn't lose his head in a crisis -- 'There's no wood,' honestly."
( 'there's no wood' is my absolute fave quote!)
"I don't go looking for trouble," said Harry nettled. "Trouble usually finds me."
"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "But you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
"Oh, most think he's barking, the Potty wee lad,
But some are more kindly and think he's just sad,
But Peevsy knows better and says that he's mad --"
'Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …'
'Oh, get out of the way, Percy,' said Fred, 'Harry's in a hurry.'
'Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,' said George, chortling.
'Oh, are you a Prefect, Percy?' said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. 'You should have said something, we had no idea.'
'Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it,' said the other twin. 'Once– '
'A minute– '
'Oh, shut up,' said Percy the Prefect.
'Well… when we were in our first year, Harry – young, carefree and innocent –'
'What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?'
'Oh, no, Ron,' came Fred's voice, very sarcastically. 'No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.'
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!' said Percy, going very red in the face. 'It was nothing personal!'
'It was,' Fred whispered to Harry, as they got up from the table. 'We sent it.'
'Oh, shut up, Weatherby,' said Fred.
'Who're you going with then?' asked Ron.
'Angelina,' said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.
'What?' said Ron, taken aback. 'You've already asked her?'
'Good point,' said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common room, 'Oi! Angelina!' Angelina, who had been chatting to Alicia Spinnet near the fire, looked over at him.
'What?' she called back.
'Want to come to the ball with me?' Angelina gave Fred an appraising sort of look.
'All right, then,' she said, and turned back to Alicia and carried on chatting, with a bit of a grin on her face.
'There you go,' said Fred to Harry and Ron, 'piece of cake.'
'I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else,' said Fred, with a satisfied smile on his face…
'I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!'
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' said George indignantly…
" Why are you worrying about You-know-who when you could be worrying about You-no-poo?
The concstipation Sensation thats gripping the nation!"
or something like that
'Give her hell from us, Peeves.'
Oh Potter, you Rotter
Oh look what you've done.
You're killing off students,
You think it's good fun!
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
Hissy, hissy, little snakey,
Slither on the floor,
You be good to Morfin
Or he'll nail you to the door.
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples' business"
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
Hermione: "Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.
“I believe some…congratulations are in order for some recent revelations, but perhaps this could be moved to a more…private location?” he suggested delicately.
Which was Dumbledore-speak for, “Good job on coming out of the closet, now go find a bloody closet.”
by UnSerious Sirius
Lily and The Marauders are the only ones left from Gryffindor on the holidays and Sirius and Remus decide that Lily needs to come out about her feelings for James LEJP Duh oneshot, one shot- cute little mistletoe ficlet COMPLETE I renamed it, and will probably redo it over Spring break or something anyone want me to do the same thing but for other pairings?
A-Z of Pairings
A funny fic to the rhyme" A, my name is... and my ...'s name is... We come from... and we sell...,"
Odd pairings, this story wont go on hiatus, I update a lot but the updatings may be a bit scattered. COMPLETE!!!
Harry's Life vs. Bohemian Rhapsody
A random comparison of Harry's Life and the Bohemian Rhapsody. Random thoughts of Harry, not in any specific order of his life. First songfic so cut me some slack.COMPLETE!!! Please look at it- it is better than it sounds...plus, it needs a new title-any suggestions?
pairings i like
harryremussirius ! harrysirius! harryremus ! remussirius ! remusjames ! jamessirius ! siriusremusjames !harrydraco ! harrytom ( if it is a humour and well written) ! harryginny !
hermioneron! nevilleluna ! seamusdean ! ginnyneville ! remussnape ! severuslucius I will only tolerate these stories if they are not the main pairing
pairings i dont like
dumbledore/ minnie/: anyone - they deserve to be single...unless it is a youngminnie/harry timetravel sorta fic
lily: anyone other than james or remy or even snape - it is funny when harry goes back in time and she lusts after her own son ;)
any incest or twincest