Real name:Klyde (birth name would be: Clyde, unfortunately.)
AIM: I believe the proper response is...yo' momma?
YAHOO: it's like, the blue pill of websites now.
JABBER: Yo Jabba Java
Greetings, non-fellowing gentleladies and easter hat men. The world is filled with swooning swine and greedy crooks so let us join hands and pray that we aren't being watched.
"THAT'S THE PLAN! thumbs up, am i right?"