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Username: taxzombie
Member Since: 2005-08-19
Real name: Mark Severson
Bio:
65 year old taxzombie. Been doing taxes professionally for over 30 years now.

Prior to that I did a stint in the US Navy 73 - 79. Then I spent a year wondering around at the Nevada Test Site working on two of the last underground tests the US conducted. (need a clue, think mushrooms)

After that I ended north again and ended up helping install the first grocery scanners in the Tri-Cities in NE Washington, then I bounced around for a year before I landed where I am now.

A humble taxzombie who tries to help people from getting in dutch with the IRS or various state revenue departments. By the way I WILL NOT do (another) NYC tax return!

Bookworm and escapist by nature I'm always on the lookout for a good story. Got a nice sized anime DVD collection floating around too (600+). Loki, my half lab/half ? has the run of the house and does her best to live up (or is it down) to her name at times. She's passed on now. I miss her.

Basically a Norwegian batchelor taxzombie. It's not a bad life at that. Now my question is why did you waste time reading this sillness when you could have been reading a good story? So Long.

Potter's Revenge
by LadyFoxFire 16 reviews
Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Vernon Dursley - Published: 2005-06-27 - Updated: 2005-06-28 - 1460 words - Complete
5Funny
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Strategy and Cheat Codes
by Forty_Two 11 reviews
On his 11th birthday Harry learns that not only is he a wizard, someone has made a video game of his life.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2015-04-11 - Updated: 2016-07-17 - 49588 words - Complete
5Funny
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever
by rpnielsen 15 reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken for the ride of his life.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009-03-17 - Updated: 2013-04-03 - 95172 words
5Exciting
Re-Ordered
by DrT
When would be one of the worst points in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? During the Trial before the Wizengamot! Time-traveling Harry reworks Year 5. Harry/Hermione/Luna/Padma
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Bill Weasley, Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Padma, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 31 - Published: 2006-10-21 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 108591 words - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Witches' Secret
by Selector11
The Witches of the world have a Secret, of course poor Harry is stuck in the middle. Post Goblet of Fire.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix, Cho, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Marietta Edgecombe, Narcissa, Padma, Pansy, Parvati, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 39 - Published: 2007-04-03 - Updated: 2007-08-19 - 279851 words - Complete
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Potter's Revenge

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Strategy and Cheat Codes

The Wizard on the Edge of Forever

Re-Ordered

Harry Potter and the Witches' Secret