Voila! in view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villan by the vicissitudes of fate. this visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vancant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vixation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violency vicious and voracious violation of volition;
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain. for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous;
Verily, this vichyssioise of verbage veers more verbose, so let me simply ass that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may simply call me The Don.