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Thestril

• Username: Thestril
• Website: my gallery
• Member Since: 2006-04-13
• AIM: flcladd1ct
• Bio:
  "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy About you - Name: EJ Age: 25 Likes: Mindf**k movies (The Matrix, Sixth Sense, Perfect Blue), good (by my definition) art, outgoing people, people who admit that they are really a little weird inside, good stories, erotic fiction (particularly classic writings), erotic anime, curry, pizza, coke with lime, VH1's "I love the (insert year here)s" and "Webjunk", Adult Swim, historical documentaries, FLCL,anything having to do with the paranormal, occult studies, religious documentaries (not limited to Christian/biblical), UFOs, ghosthunting, dumpster diving, dirty jokes, making out, playing games like Catchphrase or Taboo, intelligent rap, dancing (though I have to get a few drinks in me before I'll actually do it), "gay beer" (Smirnoff Twisteds, Mikes Hard Lemonade), Tantra, Discordianism, learning new things, researching stuff I don't know anything about, alchemy, multi-level stories, JTHM, good subtitles on anime, puns, the beach, tight jeans, thrift stores, long jackets, fitted clothing, cooking, mixed drinks, Biker Mice from Mars, twisted senses of humor, adventure, road trips, cats, Google, Google's translate tool, Modzilla Firefox, Gorillaz, magic, spellbooks, religion in general, teaching, drawing, Photoshop CS, showing people the world I live in (which seems to be radically different from the one occupied by most muggles), debates, Douglas Adams. Dislikes: people who let themselves get brainwashed, those who avoid responsibility, republicans, the government of the USA in general, people who get in my way, people who try to tell me what to do, anybody who thinks they know what’s best for anybody else (excluding most parents and their young kids), anybody who thinks they are good at what they do but aren't, radio stations that play the same 20 songs over and over, anime-elitists ("Anything that is not made in Japan sucks"), anybody who tries to get attention by acting like they have some sort of mental problem/disease, teen angst, hypochondriacs, greyfaces ("all work and no play"), reality shows, bad coffee, sickly-sweet things, anybody I think is ignorant, people who have *no* sense of style, gamer geeks who never get out into the real world, people who are socially inept, kids that aren't directly related to me, diet soda, people who talk in absolutes (always, never, etc) Strong points: intelligent, quick-witted, artistic, apparently I have a really good sense of style, excellent sense of humor, don't take life to seriously, don't take anything to seriously, optimistic, outspoken, friendly, adaptable, *very* liberal, I know a little about alot and alot about a little, I can be very patient if I need to be, willing to work hard for what I want, good cook, focused Weak points: demanding, very manipulative, opinionated, sometimes I'm a tease, apparently I'm incredibly perverted (*shrug* is that really a weak point?), I'm intimidating, violent, can't keep my mouth shut when I disagree with someone or something, look down on people I think aren't as smart as I am, I like keeping people a little bit confused and if I think they've become to comfortable with me and think they know what to expect I shake things up, hate routine, love chaos and disorder, can't spell worth a pile of Monica Lewenski's used underpants Favorite music and movie genre: Music: punk, techno/industrial; Movie: sci-fi, mindf**k movies Dreams/Goals: You know in the credits of animated series and movies where it says "Based on a (graphic novel/series/manga/book/idea) by (name)? Well, I want my name inserted right there. I want to share my weirdness with the world and make everybody who sees my stuff think that maybe the everyday ordinary world they live in is the lie and that there’s something bigger, better, and much more screwed up then they could ever imagine just below the surface. I want to make people believe for just a second in something they've been taught is impossible. (of course, my mere presence seems to do the trick with alot of people, my SO once said that most people don't believe that people like me actually exist until they meet me, and I'm gonna take that as a compliment. Have a little surreally on your bagel this morning) This or That - Mature or immature? I tend to act immature most of the time (its much more fun), but I'll step up and be the adult if the situation demands it or if there's something I really want. Leader or follower? Leader. Down to earth or head in the clouds? Eh...head in the clouds. I don't think I really belong in this world so I stay out of it as much as possible. Glass half empty or half full? *glug* empty. Act on impulse, or think things through? Impulse. Gets me in trouble sometimes but it makes life a whole lot more interesting. Outgoing or shy? *wild laughter* Shy? I don't think so. Outgoing. Situation questions - - You're stuck in the middle of nowhere with your friends, and your car stuck in the mud. What do you do? Threaten and cajole the car, jump up and down cursing unintelligibly, find something to use for traction for the wheels (sticks, rocks, wandering hobos...), get out and push, check to see if there’s a farm or something else that might have equipment suitable for removing a car from mud within reasonable walking distance, call somebody with a truck, call a tow truck, start walking (in that order). - You've just been offered your dream job, one that you've been working towards for years, you'll never get an opportunity like this again..but the problem is that it's on the other side of the world away from your friends and family. Do you take it? Hell yeah - You find a wallet on the sidewalk, filled with cash. What do you do with it? Sucks for them. Take the cash. If there are credit cards either mail them and the drivers license to the address on the license or turn the wallet into the authorities, if not probably leave it where I found it. Depends on my mood, though. - Somebody has been giving your best friend a hard time at school, and he/she asks you for help. What action do you take? Gah. Grow a backbone, I don't need to be fighting other people’s battles for them, and it’s none of my concern. People can't rely on others for help all the time, you gotta learn how to deal with stuff on your own. Everybody just needs to f**king grow up and deal with s**t on their own. And please include one or two clear pictures of yourself. If you don't have any, just give a description. Ok, pictures are kinda fuzzy. Sorry 'bout that. Description: 5'7, currently blonde-ish (my brother calls it "designer blonde"), shoulder length layered hair, eyes change between blue, green, and gray, thin as a rail (think I was 110 last time I weighed myself), fairly in shape, long legs. I have a tattoo of a biohazard around my navel. These are new pictures (taken last week) And older pictures from sometime last year Ooooh, look at me all goth and scary-like. Boy, I look mad in this pic. --Thestril (Always pimpin' my gallery)

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• FLCL: La Tarot de la Morte

  by Thestril

  Where does the truth end and the lie begin? Most of the original cast returns as Mabase is once again turned into a nightmarish wonderland of violence, lies, and of course plenty of furi kuri.

  Category: FLCL - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Fantasy, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006/05/03 - Updated: 2006/05/06 - 5629 words

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• Play My Guitar

  by Thestril

  A freak snowstorm leaves Naota trapped in his house with Haruko, and his father and grandfather nowhere in sight. What better way to spend time than a little guitar lesson....and maybe something mo...

  Category: FLCL - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006/05/03 - Updated: 2006/05/03 - 6126 words - Complete

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