- Username: EggplantWitch
- Member Since: 2012-02-19
- Real name: Eleanor J
- Bio:My greatest goal in life is to inspire other people and entertain them, so I write fantasy with a mix of dark themes (war, prejudice etc) and odd human quirks (kinda hard to summarise in brackets - read my stuff and you'll know what I mean). I've recently been having a go at the MUCH more serious, MUCH darker kinds of writing, with a much heavier sense of realism. It isn't going too badly, but it isn't nearly as fun. I'm heavily inspired by video games (anyone who has played Portal 2, for example, will find Why from Chymecaster Cathedreal VERY familiar indeed), so if you're into SSBB, Portal 2, LoZ, Portal 2, TF2, Portal 2, Harvest Moon or Portal 2 check out my fanfiction dot net account of the same name. Anyway, why the hell are you still reading this? Go read stories instead! They're much more interesting!
In which Frank fails at seduction, everyone knows Gerard's masturbation habits, Bob declares war on ...
- Authors: 198215
- Stories: 39144
A lament, to what was. *Rated R for language*
This will now instead be a series of Gundam SEED based oneshots in a similar fashion to Sheltie's wo...
In: Gundam SEED
"Because they're going to arrest me for earthbending." And they did, but things didn't go according ...
A collection of shitty poems I write. More for therapeutic purposes than anything, but feel free to ...