LabRat

  • Username: LabRat
  • Member Since: 2006-05-28
  • Real name: Dominic
  • YAHOO: Blacqbastard
  • Bio:
    If you ever wonder if God has a sense of humor, then look at his placement of the male and female G-spots. The female's is in a place that most men can't find or reach, and the male's (the prostate) is in a place that most men aren't allowing anyone to venture. WTF!!!
  • The One She Could Always Count On

    by Plshade 2 Reviews

    Dark Fic - The mind is a fragile thing. Can one of the gang survive after experiencing a tragedy? (Complete)

    Category: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Horror - Characters: Buffy, Xander - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2005/05/18 - Updated: 2005/05/19 - 4189 words - Complete

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  • No Means No

    by Monoshiri 5 Reviews

    The real root of the animosity between Orochimaru and Itachi. Kisame tries to convince Itachi to do something he swore never to do again...

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Itachi, Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/06/26 - Updated: 2006/06/27 - 372 words - Complete

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  • Nothing Left To Say

    by Macey_Muse 5 Reviews

    Several years down the line, Ron and Hermione have a conversation in a muggle café. Sometimes, things need to be said. And sometimes, things need to be finished.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Hermione, Ron - Published: 2006/07/29 - Updated: 2006/07/29 - 568 words - Complete

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  • Sleep With You

    by malko050987 8 Reviews

    PostWar, things are different. Lives have been lost, leaving the survivors to pick up the pieces. A part of the trio is no more, and the loss is felt deeply by the remaining two thirds.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Published: 2006/09/17 - Updated: 2006/09/17 - 1497 words - Complete

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  • Not Doing Nothing

    by SilverWolf7007 6 Reviews

    "Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Seamus Finnigan - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006/11/06 - Updated: 2006/11/06 - 830 words - Complete

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  • After the Battle

    by DrT

    A few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006/11/18 - Updated: 2006/11/18 - 3578 words - Complete

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  • The Heir

    by tumshie1960 5 Reviews

    A post HBP story, a Harry/Hermione romance. A one-shot at the moment, I reserve the right to expand it in the future

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2007/01/28 - Updated: 2007/01/28 - 3116 words

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  • Snorkacks and Campfires

    by Alorkin

    While hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/02/10 - Updated: 2007/02/11 - 6388 words - Complete

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  • Valentine Ficlet

    by loralee1 7 Reviews

    Party crashers threaten Harry's Happy Valentines. AU Humor Oneshot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/02/24 - Updated: 2007/02/25 - 1250 words - Complete

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  • ANYTIME...ANYWHERE

    by Alorkin

    Harry and Hermione explore their adventurous side. One-shot!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/02/25 - Updated: 2007/02/26 - 1893 words - Complete

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  • The Giant Laughed, the Centaur Cried

    by DrT 13 Reviews

    A very silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bill Weasley, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Lupin, Neville, Ron, Seamus Finnigan - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007/05/12 - Updated: 2007/05/12 - 925 words - Complete

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  • Craving

    by BeckyO-Calahan 5 Reviews

    When faced with an angry, pregnant woman, it's best to do as your told. Even if it means running around London at all hours searching for a grocery store. Sirius is not happy, but the store owner i...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry, Lupin, Sirius - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/05/13 - Updated: 2007/05/13 - 4157 words - Complete

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  • Tiger Eyes

    by yira_heerai

    His eyes look sleepy, she thinks, like a tiger in the heat of summer; he's hungry, and yet the heat makes him slow in going after his prey. NaruIno. Exhibitionism.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Ino, Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/14 - Updated: 2007/05/15 - 2182 words - Complete

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  • Well! This was unexpected.

    by Alorkin

    Hermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2007/07/19 - Updated: 2007/07/20 - 1328 words - Complete

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  • Too Late

    by whatareyouevensaying

    Harry confronts Severus Snape after Dumbledore's death. Chaos ensues. NO SLASH!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Draco,Harry,Narcissa,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2006/08/10 - Updated: 2007/08/13 - 4171 words - Complete

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  • The Legitimate Businessmen

    by Clell65619 18 Reviews

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Published: 2007/10/17 - Updated: 2007/10/17 - 1752 words - Complete

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  • All She Hates

    by fairady 3 Reviews

    There are many reasons for Hanabi to hate Hinata, but this is the one that burns the most. Yuri.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Hanabi,Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/11/23 - Updated: 2007/11/24 - 877 words - Complete

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  • Harry Gets His

    by vash_the_unholy 10 Reviews

    How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco,Harry,Pansy - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2008/04/22 - Updated: 2008/04/22 - 1483 words

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  • Joke's On You

    by joehundredaire 3 Reviews

    Xander makes a bet with Cordelia. Willow makes a bet with Xander. Xander wins. Willow and Harmony… win?

    Category: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harmony,Willow - Published: 2008/06/13 - Updated: 2008/06/14 - 3116 words - Complete

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  • Personality Clash

    by Vlad_the_Impish 1 Reviews

    YAHF. The costumes haven’t changed but the circumstances have.

    Category: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Angel,Buffy,Giles,Willow,Xander - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2008/08/12 - Updated: 2008/08/12 - 8132 words - Complete

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  • The Morrigan

    by PuckSilverbreeze 10 Reviews

    If history has determined that gods can die, it is also proven that they may return from the dead. It would seem you cannot be destroyed after all, Superman. It would seem. - Lex Luthor

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008/08/29 - Updated: 2008/08/30 - 989 words - Complete

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  • A Very Harry History

    by grenouille 13 Reviews

    A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009/05/17 - Updated: 2009/05/17 - 6992 words - Complete

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  • And to the Victor the Spoils?

    by alle2013

    How will the victors deal with the defeated after the final battle?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Lucius - Warnings: [R] [?] - Published: 2009/06/05 - Updated: 2009/06/07 - 3585 words - Complete

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  • Don't Get Well Soon

    by BrianJ

    It's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Narcissa - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009/06/21 - Updated: 2009/06/21 - 4028 words - Complete

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  • Ron's Howler

    by stick97

    Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!] [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009/08/04 - Updated: 2009/08/04 - 2809 words - Complete

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  • How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World

    by Brian64 19 Reviews

    What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2009/08/29 - Updated: 2009/08/30 - 6175 words - Complete

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  • Love Potion #9

    by stick97 14 Reviews

    Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009/09/04 - Updated: 2009/09/04 - 1979 words - Complete

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  • GET RITA!

    by Alorkin 16 Reviews

    Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009/09/09 - Updated: 2009/09/09 - 5167 words - Complete

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  • A FUNNY LITTLE HARRY POTTER STORY

    by Alorkin

    Just a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut. Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome Might be cliche`, but I can't see how. Definitely AU!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2009/09/10 - Updated: 2009/09/11 - 8302 words - Complete

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  • Chest Pains v. 2

    by stick97

    Where did the monster in Harry's chest come from? Major Character bashing and deaths

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Horror,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Harry,Ron,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [!!] [V] - Published: 2009/09/23 - Updated: 2009/09/24 - 2509 words - Complete

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  • A Boy and His Cloak

    by HoosYourDaddy

    Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009/11/02 - Updated: 2009/11/03 - 10468 words - Complete

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  • You Should Have Known

    by suzie63 14 Reviews

    Petunia Dursley should have known Harry would return after the war had been fought. She should have known he would be back, and would have things to say.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2010/09/02 - Updated: 2010/09/02 - 1247 words - Complete

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  • What Changed?

    by xelan 7 Reviews

    Long have I believed a potion resulted in the Canon pairings, but I never knew who did what. Then, someone suggested a person I never suspected and this is how I came to terms with it.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2010/09/08 - Updated: 2010/09/08 - 1091 words - Complete

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  • The Board

    by Clell65619 21 Reviews

    Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meets.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2010/09/15 - Updated: 2010/09/15 - 9174 words - Complete

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  • Road Trip

    by Clell65619 16 Reviews

    After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2010/12/13 - Updated: 2010/12/13 - 22125 words

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  • The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic

    by LuanMao 18 Reviews

    Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011/04/14 - Updated: 2011/04/14 - 3357 words - Complete

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  • Ice Princess

    by LuanMao 13 Reviews

    Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2011/04/14 - Updated: 2011/04/15 - 14055 words - Complete

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  • Fate's Chosen

    by LuanMao 16 Reviews

    Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011/04/15 - Updated: 2011/04/15 - 2062 words - Complete

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  • Without the Awkwardness

    by grenouille 5 Reviews

    A slightly weird, and very AU 7th year for Harry and co. full of love, lust and a few surprises. Not all good things come in small packages. Harry/Many. One-shot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2011/05/23 - Updated: 2011/05/24 - 6114 words - Complete

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  • Muggle Champion

    by LuanMao 12 Reviews

    Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2011/06/10 - Updated: 2011/06/11 - 6116 words - Complete

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  • The Last Will and Testament of Charity Burbage

    by KUCrow97 8 Reviews

    The last behest of a doomed witch. AU one-shot

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2011/07/31 - Updated: 2011/07/31 - 1497 words - Complete

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  • The End of Pure England

    by DrT 30 Reviews

    What if the Purebloods had lost the war but ‘won’ the peace? A cranky one-shot plot bunny which wouldn’t go away.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2011/09/13 - Updated: 2011/09/13 - 4981 words - Complete

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  • Take That, Princess

    by grenouille 14 Reviews

    Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Characters: Ginny - Published: 2011/10/11 - Updated: 2011/10/12 - 2065 words - Complete

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  • Asymmetrical Warfare

    by KUCrow97 9 Reviews

    What would you do if you could have your enemy just magically appear right where you wanted them?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2012/05/17 - Updated: 2012/05/18 - 1239 words - Complete

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  • Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper

    by twistyguru

    Harry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012/06/09 - Updated: 2012/06/10 - 4924 words - Complete

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  • Harry's Felix Felicis Holiday

    by red_jacobson

    Harry takes some Felix Felicis before Slughorn's Christmas Party, and finds his luck changing for the Better!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012/08/04 - Updated: 2012/08/04 - 15218 words

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  • The First Taste of Freedom

    by 8th_House 4 Reviews

    A year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2012/09/09 - Updated: 2012/09/09 - 3034 words - Complete

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  • Learning About Options

    by 8th_House 4 Reviews

    A year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Andromeda Tonks,Harry - Published: 2012/09/09 - Updated: 2012/09/09 - 1415 words - Complete

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  • Oedipus Rex

    by alexanderdumas123 0 Reviews

    In Cleavland Xander show what he really feels for Robin, causing the other people in the houses to revise their opinion of certin people.

    Category: Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Xander - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012/09/20 - Updated: 2012/09/21 - 2080 words - Complete

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  • Harry, Harry, Everywhere

    by DrT 22 Reviews

    A nice fat plot bunny, tweaking the idea of Multi-verse Harry, and a few favorite stories.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2013/03/04 - Updated: 2013/03/04 - 5686 words - Complete

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  • Chattel

    by LuanMao 4 Reviews

    Never a good deed shall go unpunished

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Published: 2013/03/31 - Updated: 2013/03/31 - 12474 words - Complete

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  • The Day the Music Died (expanded by request)

    by daled73 11 Reviews

    Albus Dumbledore pretty much had everyone dancing to his tune, Fudge notwithstanding. Then came "The Day the Music Died."

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Lucius,Tom Riddle,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013/06/24 - Updated: 2013/06/24 - 4357 words - Complete

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  • Journey's End

    by darkinferno

    Hermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013/09/23 - Updated: 2013/09/23 - 14925 words - Complete

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  • The Apothecary

    by grenouille 3 Reviews

    JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe no...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2011/10/21 - Updated: 2011/10/22 - 9930 words - Complete

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  • Crack Investigator

    by LuanMao 0 Reviews

    The tale of the best investigator in wizarding history.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Luna - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013/03/21 - Updated: 2013/03/21 - 4703 words - Complete

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  • Harry's Magical Penis

    by gbgentleman

    Harry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013/09/26 - Updated: 2013/10/07 - 14566 words

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  • Harry Potter and the Power of Axe

    by TheSilverboar 0 Reviews

    One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2014/02/28 - Updated: 2014/02/28 - 2607 words - Complete

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  • The Weasley Plot

    by loralee1 2 Reviews

    AU, Post OotP, No HBP, The Weasley's believe in family first. Arthur must choose; what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Molly Weasley, Ron, Vernon Dursley, Other - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006/04/09 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 18265 words - Complete

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  • Harry Quits

    by scruffy1 6 Reviews

    My take on the classic what happens if Harry gets fed up.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2011/01/09 - Updated: 2011/01/09 - 32578 words - Complete

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  • Harry Loves You.

    by Alorkin

    Hermione discovers a painful truth. Ron has decived her and Harry wants her. She decides to set things right.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Harry, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007/01/18 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 24271 words - Complete

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  • The Real Epilogue

    by DrT 9 Reviews

    There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Percy,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007/08/19 - Updated: 2007/08/30 - 15293 words - Complete

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  • Power of Polyjuice outtakes

    by stealacandy 2 Reviews

    (mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice". In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood! And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008/02/20 - Updated: 2008/06/14 - 6784 words

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  • Unfortunately Unbreakable

    by LuanMao 2 Reviews

    Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Pansy - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2013/04/12 - Updated: 2013/04/16 - 18818 words

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  • Harry Potter GTS

    by iamhawk

    Harry Potter wants the head of Bellatrix Lestrange on a platter and now he has Summoned just the demon for the job! Or so he thinks...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008/01/02 - Updated: 2008/01/02 - 18398 words - Complete

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  • What He'll Sorely Miss?

    by MayorHaggar 1 Reviews

    After the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2010/06/29 - Updated: 2010/08/26 - 17999 words - Complete

    5Insightful
  • Harry Potter and the Hufflepuff Omniverse

    by Clell65619 1 Reviews

    Harry is sent to an alternate reality by a petulant Voldemort, and the Hufflepuff Collective doesn't like it at all.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2007/11/24 - Updated: 2011/09/08 - 15613 words

    4Funny
  • The Yule Ball- The Remake

    by Rihaan 1 Reviews

    The title says it all. Another remake of the Yule Ball. Harry's conscience wakes him up. R/R please. I'm really horrible at summaries, so Read more on Profile Page. Purely HHr, no matter what happe...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008/12/14 - Updated: 2012/01/11 - 33558 words - Complete

    4Ambiance
  • You're my what?

    by scruffy1 14 Reviews

    Halfway through his fourth year Harry wakes up to a surprise.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009/04/27 - Updated: 2009/05/17 - 49682 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Escape and Return!

    by DrT 5 Reviews

    What if Hermione had come up with a plan other than a long-term camping trip for book 7?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2011/07/16 - Updated: 2011/10/07 - 28532 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • HP OneShots

    by Rihaan 0 Reviews

    A bunch of Harry Potter One-shots I type for whenever I feel a bit barmy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008/09/16 - Updated: 2014/06/22 - 22737 words

    5Funny
  • The Voters Are Speaking

    by BrianJ 3 Reviews

    Hermione has a bright idea to cheer Harry up. Batten down the hatches!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008/12/25 - Updated: 2008/12/28 - 21204 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR

    by DrT 4 Reviews

    Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010/04/20 - Updated: 2010/06/22 - 32903 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Harry Potter and the Sun Source

    by Clell65619 27 Reviews

    This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008/09/11 - Updated: 2011/09/08 - 100851 words

    5Original
  • Brother Z

    by DrT 2 Reviews

    The Final Battle is over. Harry has left Britain, leaving a devastated magical community, a lost Hermione, and a blinded Luna. Hermione becomes Professor McGonagall's apprentice while she cares f...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Flitwick, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Snape, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2007/05/14 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 35282 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Time travel with a Friend

    by sagesolon

    This is a smut story with a plot. It has some strange and odd hook ups that completely make this an AU story. Lots of time in the sack, people. So, if this is not your type of story, sit this one out.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,James,Lily,Sirius - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2012/05/30 - Updated: 2012/05/30 - 41679 words - Complete

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  • Muggles at Bay/The Protection of the Stag

    by DrT 0 Reviews

    In the summer of 1996, Voldemort launches eleven attacks against the Muggle-born of Hogwarts while he leads an attack against Privet Drive. In the aftermath of the attack on Privet Drive, Harry i...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006/05/07 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 40891 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Achieving Clarity

    by PerfesserN

    Please note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009/03/31 - Updated: 2009/06/17 - 56307 words

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  • Triwizard Redux

    by DrT 5 Reviews

    When would be the best point in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? Right before the First Task!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006/10/19 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 48337 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts

    by Clell65619 21 Reviews

    The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008/02/17 - Updated: 2008/10/25 - 72180 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • A Fist Full of Galleons

    by DrT 12 Reviews

    Harry escapes the summer before his fifth year, and comes back with a different attitude.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2009/04/11 - Updated: 2009/05/25 - 60521 words - Complete

    5Original
  • The Acts Of Betrayal

    by Clell65619 15 Reviews

    The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate th...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2007/10/20 - Updated: 2008/05/09 - 77043 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • MY BUNNY HUTCH

    by Alorkin 1 Reviews

    A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres:  - Characters:  - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009/02/13 - Updated: 2013/07/12 - 43686 words

    5Insightful
  • When Vernon Didn't Miss

    by DrT 20 Reviews

    After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007/11/04 - Updated: 2008/05/17 - 81401 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Dumbledore's Army

    by DrT 2 Reviews

    Harry decides to go proactive in his Sixth year, with help from a tutor and his friends.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Fred, George, Ginny, Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Pansy, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 31 - Published: 2007/03/20 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 106485 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • Harry's Second Chance

    by DrT 6 Reviews

    The Last Battle has been fought, and Harry Potter has won. The price, however, has been high. Nearly every person Harry cared for is dead, maimed, or otherwise injured. The magical culture of ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Moody, Sirius - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 32 - Published: 2006/05/06 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 108504 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.

    by Vanir

    Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun. (There will be ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 33 - Published: 2007/09/10 - Updated: 2010/06/02 - 255065 words

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  • Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

    by cloneserpents

    A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Godric Gryffindor, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 34 - Published: 2006/04/29 - Updated: 2011/02/19 - 270436 words - Complete

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  • If Wishes Were Hippogriffs

    by PerfesserN

    Formerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres:  - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Padma,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 36 - Published: 2008/06/29 - Updated: 2009/02/07 - 127722 words - Complete

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  • Family Issue

    by PerfesserN 6 Reviews

    As Harry sleeps he is visited by Bellatrix Black, multiple times. It's not for their mutual enjoyment Voldemort has a diabolical plan for the issue of his most feared Enemy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Hermione, Marietta Edgecombe, Moody, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 39 - Published: 2007/01/18 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 98292 words - Complete

    5Hot
  • To Fight the Coming Darkness

    by JBern 4 Reviews

    Harry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 41 - Published: 2006/03/08 - Updated: 2009/02/24 - 333043 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • Searching for the Power

    by GinnyMyLove

    Complete... PLOT plus SMUT.....HP/Many Hermione finds out that Love may be the Power He Knows Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 80 - Published: 2009/01/28 - Updated: 2010/10/28 - 574943 words - Complete

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