LabRat
- Username: LabRat
- Member Since: 2006-05-28
- Real name: Dominic
- YAHOO: Blacqbastard
- Bio:If you ever wonder if God has a sense of humor, then look at his placement of the male and female G-spots. The female's is in a place that most men can't find or reach, and the male's (the prostate) is in a place that most men aren't allowing anyone to venture. WTF!!!
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The One She Could Always Count On
1 ReviewsDark Fic - The mind is a fragile thing. Can one of the gang survive after experiencing a tragedy? (Complete)
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No Means No
5 ReviewsThe real root of the animosity between Orochimaru and Itachi. Kisame tries to convince Itachi to do something he swore never to do again...
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Sleep With You
8 ReviewsPostWar, things are different. Lives have been lost, leaving the survivors to pick up the pieces. A part of the trio is no more, and the loss is felt deeply by the remaining two thirds.
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Not Doing Nothing
6 Reviews"Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
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After the Battle
A few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.
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The Heir
5 ReviewsA post HBP story, a Harry/Hermione romance. A one-shot at the moment, I reserve the right to expand it in the future
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Snorkacks and Campfires
While hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
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Valentine Ficlet
7 ReviewsParty crashers threaten Harry's Happy Valentines. AU Humor Oneshot.
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ANYTIME...ANYWHERE
Harry and Hermione explore their adventurous side. One-shot!
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The Giant Laughed, the Centaur Cried
13 ReviewsA very silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.
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Craving
5 ReviewsWhen faced with an angry, pregnant woman, it's best to do as your told. Even if it means running around London at all hours searching for a grocery store. Sirius is not happy, but the store owner i...
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Tiger Eyes
His eyes look sleepy, she thinks, like a tiger in the heat of summer; he's hungry, and yet the heat makes him slow in going after his prey. NaruIno. Exhibitionism.
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Well! This was unexpected.
Hermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
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The Legitimate Businessmen
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All She Hates
3 ReviewsThere are many reasons for Hanabi to hate Hinata, but this is the one that burns the most. Yuri.
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Harry Gets His
10 ReviewsHow far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
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Joke's On You
3 ReviewsXander makes a bet with Cordelia. Willow makes a bet with Xander. Xander wins. Willow and Harmony… win?
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A Very Harry History
13 ReviewsA young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
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And to the Victor the Spoils?
How will the victors deal with the defeated after the final battle?
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Don't Get Well Soon
It's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
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Ron's Howler
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
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How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World
18 ReviewsWhat could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history?
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Love Potion #9
14 ReviewsRon just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
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GET RITA!
13 ReviewsHarry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.
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A FUNNY LITTLE HARRY POTTER STORY
Just a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut. Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome Might be cliche`, but I can't see how. Definitely AU!
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A Boy and His Cloak
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
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You Should Have Known
10 ReviewsPetunia Dursley should have known Harry would return after the war had been fought. She should have known he would be back, and would have things to say.
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What Changed?
7 ReviewsLong have I believed a potion resulted in the Canon pairings, but I never knew who did what. Then, someone suggested a person I never suspected and this is how I came to terms with it.
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The Board
21 ReviewsFollowing the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meets.
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Road Trip
16 ReviewsAfter the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they ...
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The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic
16 ReviewsHarry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
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Ice Princess
12 ReviewsBuilding a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
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Fate's Chosen
14 ReviewsHarry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
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Without the Awkwardness
5 ReviewsA slightly weird, and very AU 7th year for Harry and co. full of love, lust and a few surprises. Not all good things come in small packages. Harry/Many. One-shot.
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Muggle Champion
10 ReviewsHogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
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The Last Will and Testament of Charity Burbage
7 ReviewsThe last behest of a doomed witch. AU one-shot
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The End of Pure England
28 ReviewsWhat if the Purebloods had lost the war but ‘won’ the peace? A cranky one-shot plot bunny which wouldn’t go away.
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Take That, Princess
13 ReviewsHarry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
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Asymmetrical Warfare
8 ReviewsWhat would you do if you could have your enemy just magically appear right where you wanted them?
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Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
Harry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
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Harry's Felix Felicis Holiday
Harry takes some Felix Felicis before Slughorn's Christmas Party, and finds his luck changing for the Better!
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The First Taste of Freedom
4 ReviewsA year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.
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Learning About Options
4 ReviewsA year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.
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Harry, Harry, Everywhere
19 ReviewsA nice fat plot bunny, tweaking the idea of Multi-verse Harry, and a few favorite stories.
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Chattel
4 ReviewsNever a good deed shall go unpunished
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The Apothecary
3 ReviewsJKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe no...
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Crack Investigator
0 ReviewsThe tale of the best investigator in wizarding history.
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Harry Quits
6 ReviewsMy take on the classic what happens if Harry gets fed up.
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Harry Loves You.
Hermione discovers a painful truth. Ron has decived her and Harry wants her. She decides to set things right.
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The Real Epilogue
9 ReviewsThere was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
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Power of Polyjuice outtakes
2 Reviews(mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice". In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood! And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....
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Unfortunately Unbreakable
1 ReviewsUnbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
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Harry Potter GTS
Harry Potter wants the head of Bellatrix Lestrange on a platter and now he has Summoned just the demon for the job! Or so he thinks...
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What He'll Sorely Miss?
1 ReviewsAfter the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.
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Harry Potter and the Hufflepuff Omniverse
1 ReviewsHarry is sent to an alternate reality by a petulant Voldemort, and the Hufflepuff Collective doesn't like it at all.
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The Yule Ball- The Remake
1 ReviewsThe title says it all. Another remake of the Yule Ball. Harry's conscience wakes him up. R/R please. I'm really horrible at summaries, so Read more on Profile Page. Purely HHr, no matter what happe...
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HP OneShots
0 ReviewsA bunch of Harry Potter One-shots I type for whenever I feel a bit barmy.
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You're my what?
14 ReviewsHalfway through his fourth year Harry wakes up to a surprise.
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Escape and Return!
5 ReviewsWhat if Hermione had come up with a plan other than a long-term camping trip for book 7?
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The Voters Are Speaking
3 ReviewsHermione has a bright idea to cheer Harry up. Batten down the hatches!
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YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR
4 ReviewsAnother dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.
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Harry Potter and the Sun Source
27 ReviewsThis is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
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Brother Z
2 ReviewsThe Final Battle is over. Harry has left Britain, leaving a devastated magical community, a lost Hermione, and a blinded Luna. Hermione becomes Professor McGonagall's apprentice while she cares f...
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Time travel with a Friend
This is a smut story with a plot. It has some strange and odd hook ups that completely make this an AU story. Lots of time in the sack, people. So, if this is not your type of story, sit this one out.
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Muggles at Bay/The Protection of the Stag
0 ReviewsIn the summer of 1996, Voldemort launches eleven attacks against the Muggle-born of Hogwarts while he leads an attack against Privet Drive. In the aftermath of the attack on Privet Drive, Harry i...
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Achieving Clarity
Please note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
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Triwizard Redux
5 ReviewsWhen would be the best point in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? Right before the First Task!
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Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts
21 ReviewsThe War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.
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A Fist Full of Galleons
12 ReviewsHarry escapes the summer before his fifth year, and comes back with a different attitude.
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MY BUNNY HUTCH
1 ReviewsA place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.
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The Acts Of Betrayal
15 ReviewsThe Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate th...
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When Vernon Didn't Miss
19 ReviewsAfter Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?
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Dumbledore's Army
2 ReviewsHarry decides to go proactive in his Sixth year, with help from a tutor and his friends.
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Harry's Second Chance
6 ReviewsThe Last Battle has been fought, and Harry Potter has won. The price, however, has been high. Nearly every person Harry cared for is dead, maimed, or otherwise injured. The magical culture of ...
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Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.
Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun. (There will be ...
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Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
A special book helps Harry tap into the power the Dark Lord knows not. Of course it's a book on sex magic and rituals... but Harry's not complaining. Spurned on by the ghost of a pervert founder,...
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If Wishes Were Hippogriffs
Formerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi
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Family Issue
6 ReviewsAs Harry sleeps he is visited by Bellatrix Black, multiple times. It's not for their mutual enjoyment Voldemort has a diabolical plan for the issue of his most feared Enemy.
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To Fight the Coming Darkness
4 ReviewsHarry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP
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Searching for the Power
Complete... PLOT plus SMUT.....HP/Many Hermione finds out that Love may be the Power He Knows Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost.
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