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CarcinoGeneticist

• Username: CarcinoGeneticist
• Member Since: 2012-10-19
• Bio:
  Y'know that moment when you realize you've made a HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE MISTAKE? I know what that is. I've created a monster of a username. I've put in a request to get it changed. My old account was "Mynameisnotimportant", but then that stopped working, and now I've got this. If you write me a review, I will definitely write a response, because I think that's polite.

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• 131 Night End

  by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

  Monster hunting siblings Alvin and Kaylee receive a case regarding a human torn apart by an unknown beast. They have to find what did it, who the victim was, and why it happened. But the bodies jus...

  Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2013/05/30 - Updated: 2013/06/18 - 8995 words

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• Rules of all my Book Universes

  by CarcinoGeneticist 4 Reviews

  I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013/06/08 - Updated: 2013/06/08 - 413 words

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• Hannibal, Hercules, and Napoleon

  by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

  A story about Time Travel, Groundhog day, and trains.

  Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013/05/11 - Updated: 2013/05/12 - 1373 words

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• The writing song

  by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

  My second foray into poetry expressing how I feel when I can't write.

  Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2013/05/11 - Updated: 2013/05/11 - 217 words

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• House of Freck

  by CarcinoGeneticist 7 Reviews

  Those of you who wanted Sirens, ye shall not be disappointed. This is just basically everything that happened before the original storyline.

  Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2013/04/20 - Updated: 2013/04/20 - 1421 words

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• S is for Lithp

  by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

  Loosely based off the Watsky rhyme. I did this ages ago for creative writing class and forgot about it.

  Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/13 - Updated: 2013/04/13 - 162 words

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• This is just to say I'm pretty much screwed over

  by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

  A note about my stories, basically.

  Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/13 - Updated: 2013/04/13 - 278 words

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• MegaMistake

  by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

  Whatever happens, don't panic. Keep calm, and fight on.

  Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Characters:  - Chapters: 27 - Published: 2012/10/19 - Updated: 2013/04/03 - 32688 words

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• Green Eggs, Ham, and Homicide

  by CarcinoGeneticist 10 Reviews

  The poetry section seemed far too serious for me.

  Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2013/03/30 - Updated: 2013/03/30 - 720 words

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