CarcinoGeneticist

  • Username: CarcinoGeneticist
  • Member Since: 2012-10-19
  • Bio:
    Y'know that moment when you realize you've made a HORRIBLE, TERRIBLE MISTAKE? I know what that is. I've created a monster of a username. I've put in a request to get it changed. My old account was "Mynameisnotimportant", but then that stopped working, and now I've got this. If you write me a review, I will definitely write a response, because I think that's polite.
  • 131 Night End

    by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

    Monster hunting siblings Alvin and Kaylee receive a case regarding a human torn apart by an unknown beast. They have to find what did it, who the victim was, and why it happened. But the bodies jus...

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 19 - Published: 2013/05/30 - Updated: 2014/07/01 - 25765 words

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  • MegaMistake

    by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

    Whatever happens, don't panic. Keep calm, and fight on.

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Characters:  - Chapters: 29 - Published: 2012/10/19 - Updated: 2014/04/11 - 35253 words

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  • *Coughs up Lakewater*

    by CarcinoGeneticist 0 Reviews

    I've been practicing my zombie walk.

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters:  - Published: 2014/04/06 - Updated: 2014/04/06 - 28 words

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  • General Information about this particular writer

    by CarcinoGeneticist 14 Reviews

    Historical because it fits. And I finally caved and did a Profile. Progress is great.

    Category: Historical - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Parody,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] [!!!] [?] - Published: 2013/08/10 - Updated: 2013/08/10 - 1277 words - Complete

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  • The Doctor

    by CarcinoGeneticist 2 Reviews

    Somebody once asked me why I wanted to be a doctor.

    Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2013/06/19 - Updated: 2013/06/19 - 937 words

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  • Rules of all my Book Universes

    by CarcinoGeneticist 4 Reviews

    I enjoy making fun of myself. This is just something ridiculous, so I thought it was worth posting.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2013/06/08 - Updated: 2013/06/08 - 413 words

    0Boring
  • Hannibal, Hercules, and Napoleon

    by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

    A story about Time Travel, Groundhog day, and trains.

    Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Characters:  - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013/05/11 - Updated: 2013/05/12 - 1373 words - Complete

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  • The writing song

    by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

    My second foray into poetry expressing how I feel when I can't write.

    Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2013/05/11 - Updated: 2013/05/11 - 217 words

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  • House of Freck

    by CarcinoGeneticist 7 Reviews

    Those of you who wanted Sirens, ye shall not be disappointed. This is just basically everything that happened before the original storyline.

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2013/04/20 - Updated: 2013/04/20 - 1421 words - Complete

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  • S is for Lithp

    by CarcinoGeneticist 1 Reviews

    Loosely based off the Watsky rhyme. I did this ages ago for creative writing class and forgot about it.

    Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2013/04/13 - Updated: 2013/04/13 - 162 words

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  • Green Eggs, Ham, and Homicide

    by CarcinoGeneticist 10 Reviews

    The poetry section seemed far too serious for me.

    Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2013/03/30 - Updated: 2013/03/30 - 720 words - Complete

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