Walter

  • Username: Walter
  • Member Since: 2007-05-19
  • Bio:
    I do it for the lulz.
  • Trespasser

    by Walter

    Slughorn sneaks into Gryffindor tower for some pleasure, but gets more than he bargained for.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Lily - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013/01/02 - Updated: 2013/01/02 - 5672 words - Complete

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  • After the Premiere

    by Walter

    Emma Watson secretly meets with her lover after the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I.

    Category: Emma Watson - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2011/04/05 - Updated: 2011/04/05 - 2007 words - Complete

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  • Better Than the Force

    by Walter 1 Reviews

    Anakin teaches Ahsoka a different kind of lesson.

    Category: Star Wars - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Anakin - Warnings: [Y] - Published: 2011/01/22 - Updated: 2011/01/22 - 2893 words - Complete

    2Insightful
  • A Way Out

    by Walter

    Ron's lust for Hermione leads him straight into the merciless clutches of Professor Snape.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Hermione,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/12/10 - 5493 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • Love, Chess and Horcruxes

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Dumbledore recovers Voldemort's Horcrux and almost dies, and Snape puts himself at great risk to save him - but the ending is happy (although Professor Flitwick doesn't think so)

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/12/02 - 2007 words - Complete

    -1Boring
  • Old Men's Games

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    The two greatest wizards of our time meet to mark the completion of the best period of their lives.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/12/02 - 1599 words - Complete

    1TrainWreck
  • Dumbledore to the Rescue

    by Walter

    Young Snape witnesses a shocking scene and then receives a commensurate reward. Too bad he is eventually made to forget about both.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Lily,Snape - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/12/02 - 1949 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • A Cure for Nastiness

    by Walter 8 Reviews

    Harry uses the power the Dark Lord knows not, hoping to make Umbridge a better person.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Umbridge - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/12/02 - 905 words - Complete

    4Funny
  • Hermione’s Slapping Hand

    by Walter 1 Reviews

    Hermione becomes obsessed with the idea of slapping Slughorn's ass and learns an important moral lesson as a result.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Hermione - Published: 2010/10/10 - Updated: 2010/10/10 - 3931 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • The Secret Admirer

    by Walter 1 Reviews

    Hermione starts getting letters and presents from an anonymous admirer. Ron doesn't like that one bit...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2010/06/27 - Updated: 2010/09/16 - 12282 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • Emma Watson and the Prisoner of Milky Way

    by Walter 1 Reviews

    When a great artist is unjustly imprisoned, Emma Watson decides to take action...

    Category: Emma Watson - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2010/07/02 - Updated: 2010/07/02 - 3676 words - Complete

    -1MarySue
  • In Hot Blood

    by Walter

    Tanis's blood is on fire, and only Laurana can douse the flames. Too bad she is already dousing someone else's...

    Category: Dragonlance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Laurana,Tanis - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2010/06/27 - Updated: 2010/06/27 - 849 words - Complete

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  • Love’s Keen Sting

    by Walter

    Harry comes to his Potions Master to confess his feelings. A tale of love, pain, betrayal and redemption.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2010/06/27 - Updated: 2010/06/27 - 2872 words - Complete

    ?Blocked
  • Soirée With Slughorn

    by Walter

    When Hermione agreed to attend Slughorn's private party, she didn't know the old man had more than sushi on his mind...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2010/06/27 - Updated: 2010/06/27 - 2113 words - Complete

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  • Harry Potter and the Embarrassing Demise of the Sorting Hat

    by Walter 1 Reviews

    Harry thinks he has found a Horcrux...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2010/06/27 - 718 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Two Jedi and One Sith

    by Walter 2 Reviews

    Anakin and Obi-Wan's battle with Count Dooku goes in the wrong direction...

    Category: Star Wars - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Anakin, Obi-Wan - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 738 words - Complete

    0Boring
  • So Weird

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    They say that love has no boundaries. Well, neither does lust!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Draco, Hagrid - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 671 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • The Last Sane Man

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Dr.Lecter reflects on the causes of his behavior.

    Category: Hannibal - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1364 words - Complete

    -1Boring
  • To Severus Snape, The Loser

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    A gloating poem by James Potter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: James - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 304 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • The Scourge

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    Voldemort rants in verse about Harry Potter.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 307 words - Complete

    0Boring
  • Sunstroke

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    An upsurge of solar activity leads to most unexpected consequences...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Hagrid, Harry, Snape - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 8666 words - Complete

    -1OOC
  • Sleepy Hollow

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    The tragic events in Godric's Hollow as they really happened. I wrote this while feeling very drowsy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: James, Lily, Voldemort - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 214 words - Complete

    -1Boring
  • Private Lessons

    by Walter

    In Harry's sixth year Dumbledore decides to take a greater hand in his education - and we aren't talking Horcruxes or any of that crap. Find out what those private lessons were really about...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 2229 words - Complete

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  • Not Meant To Be

    by Walter 2 Reviews

    Dumbledore looks into the Mirror of Erised...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dumbledore - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 228 words - Complete

    0Boring
  • Horcruxex

    by Walter

    Horace Slughorn had a good reason to withhold his memory about Horcruxes, as Harry and Dumbledore find out...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Tom Riddle, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 1492 words - Complete

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  • For Luck

    by Walter 0 Reviews

    When: end of year 4. Who: Ronald Weasley, Cornelius Fudge. Where: a deserted corridor. What: see for yourself!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Fudge, Ron - Published: 2007/05/19 - Updated: 2007/05/19 - 302 words - Complete

    -1OOC

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