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theheadlessauthor

• Username: theheadlessauthor
• Member Since: 2005-12-27
• Real name: Olivia
• Bio:
  Ok, boring crap first. All of the work I post here is copyright theheadlessauthor. All of the works are my own and are not meant to hurt anyones feelings unless expressly stated. And I use my own stuff, so if I end up using another person's character I will give credit where it is due. *huge breath* So, um, yeah. I post sorta randomly, just to warn ya. As in pretty much once a year, since this website is utter shite. *insert Red Dwarf music here* P.S. Yes, I know how bad Tainted Memories...was. I've taken it down now, because I realized I could just email it to the one person out there who liked it. :D Did kinda hurt though-it had the most views out of all of my stuff. *insert "Ladies and Gentlemen" here :)* Oh, and if anyone bothers to read this, please review one of my stories just to mention a better site to post my stuff on. This one is utterly broken. Thanks.

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• Glasses

  by theheadlessauthor 2 Reviews

  What do I see with my little eye?

  Category: Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2009/06/08 - Updated: 2009/06/09 - 181 words - Complete

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• Perfection

  by theheadlessauthor 2 Reviews

  Perfection. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

  Category: Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/23 - Updated: 2008/06/02 - 167 words - Complete

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• Something Happened

  by theheadlessauthor 1 Reviews

  I want my shirt back. Bleach the stains. Seriously, rust spots are so not my color.

  Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2008/05/23 - Updated: 2008/05/24 - 86 words - Complete

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• A Bard's Tale

  by theheadlessauthor 2 Reviews

  A Bard's summary you want to see? Why don't you just read the poetry?

  Category: Poetry - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 264 words - Complete

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• Carrie

  by theheadlessauthor 2 Reviews

  Satire on all those sappy love poems...

  Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2007/07/20 - Updated: 2007/07/21 - 64 words - Complete

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• Marriage

  by theheadlessauthor 1 Reviews

  Try to figure out which kind of marriage I'm talking about...

  Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters:  - Published: 2006/10/07 - Updated: 2006/10/07 - 130 words - Complete

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• The Captive Maiden

  by theheadlessauthor 1 Reviews

  Little ficlet I wrote about 20 minutes ago. Rated PG for Christians who are superstitious, G for everyone else.

  Category: Horror - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy, Horror - Characters:  - Published: 2005/12/27 - Updated: 2005/12/28 - 401 words - Complete

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