twistyguru
- Username: twistyguru
- Website: Twists and Turns
- Member Since: 2009-09-13
- Bio:Overweight, out of shape, broken down old fart. No, really. 40s, male, Southern American, retired shrink. Now, writing and napping. Wish that I could win the lottery so that I could write fan fiction all the time...and some of my own creations, while pursuing my plans for global domination!
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Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
Harry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
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