- Username: twistyguru
- Website: Twists and Turns
- Member Since: 2009-09-13
- Bio:Overweight, out of shape, broken down old fart. No, really. 40s, male, Southern American, retired shrink. Now, writing and napping. Wish that I could win the lottery so that I could write fan fiction all the time...and some of my own creations, while pursuing my plans for global domination!
Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
Harry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...?Blocked
A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.
In: Harry Potter
- Authors: 198145
- Stories: 39135
My true colours show.
I wake up to the sounds of crows and fall asleep to the sound of crows. There's no changing that.
Eponine and Arianne are best friends who hate The Les Amis. But when the girls get invited to a part...
I dedicate this to my role model and hero, (John Cena)who I don't like as much, but I still respect ...