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You know, you have managed to bring the naive!Harry genre to its absurdest and funniest extreme. How long, one must wonder, will Harry have to wait before he realises that the flier wasn't talking about duelling at all? Or, funnier still, is he the right one and it is merely the witches' libidos getting the better of them and him? I will be following this story to find out.

One suggested conclusion: "It is quite simple, Mr. Potter," Professor McGonagall said, her lips compressed to a thin line. "We have had witches become pregnant at school, we have even had multiple occurances in one year or class. However, this is the first time on record that one wizard has managed to... ah... 'cover' every witch in the top three years of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw houses. You realise that you have single-handedly fathered the next generation of wizarding Britain?" McGonagall looked at the prone figure. "Mr. Potter? Mr. Potter, this is no time for a nap!"

BenRG's Rating: 7/10