A. Love the Dragon Chat... Maybe in time Harry can become a dragon ally or childe or something.
B. Some of the most dangerous snakes love the water... Think about that for a bit
C. Definatly grab Hermione... I love H/HR fics
a. Thought about that, but it seemed a bit much for a one shot.
b. Thought about that too, but none of them are native to Scotland, nor would they be capable of surviving for more than a few seconds in the waters of a Scotish lake in January, and even if Harry got them down jackets and ear muffs (it is a comedy) there isn't much they could have done against the chains that secured the hostages to the ground.
c. Of course grab Hermione. I always thought he was an idiot for even thinking about getting Ron.
Thanks for the review.