Review for Clandestine Industries Presents: disasteRomance

Clandestine Industries Presents: disasteRomance

(#) kittkattbar 2007-11-21

Here i hold(er,um type/copy and paste) some of the funniest, most awesome-est, most coolest and anything else that describes how much i laughed and nearly or did piss ma pants, lines. (did that even make sense?)

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“Got everything?” Alex asked, taking one last look at the room.
“Yep.”
“Positive?”
“Like a Joe Trohman drug test.”
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“Hurry up. The bus is waiting,” Pete called, standing by the door.
“Yeah, yeah. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.”
“For your information, I went commando today.”
“Ugh, we didn’t need to know that.” Ryland took a few steps back from Pete.
“There’s only one layer of tight denim separating us from your junk. That’s kind of disturbing,” Nate added.
“Thanks for the visual guys,” I said as the image was burned into my brain. While Pete took this as a queue to start thrusting and gyrating, Gabe intervened, acting as a barrier between us.

“You look a lot cuter than Wentz when you gyrate,” I commented.
“Thank you. I take pride in my gyrating skills.”
I laughed as he started grinding against Pete, totally catching him off guard.

“My eyes!” Nate said, shielding his face.
Gabe eventually stopped, but not before slapping Pete’s ass.

“I feel so violated…”
Laughter ensued as we continued on our quest toward the buses.
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I would have copy and pasted the whole fic but then it would be even more extremely long(sorry bout that). Anyways, this was like the only time i actually laughed so hard by myself when no ones around. AWESOME!:P