Oh, I loved this story. It had me cracking up. You've done Carrot so well in this, his total inability to understand any kind of subtext. Especially with the neat little footnotes, It could almost be Terry Pratchett writing it. Except I doubt we'll be seeing Vimes/Carrot slash in the canon any time soon. :P
Author\'s Response: Thank you! ^_^Ah yes, I don't think Terry much sees his Vimes and Carrot in that light.Thank you again for the great compliment!