(#) lycus 2010-08-19
You are a sneaky one, since you mentioned dudley before the DE attack I thought that they were going to attack the school. But having Voldemort hooked on potions is funny as hell, I can see Harry just standing in front of him with a little brown bottle making snakeface do stupid pet tricks for a little treat. I wonder what would happen if voldemort wanted to know about the people who wiped out most of the deatheaters and came across a non-magical drug dealer? but I have to say that we all knew that someone would be punished I just thought that it would be ron, but I loved that there was no problems with other people excepting Megan and Su's Relationship.
Author's response
I'm trying to keep Voldemort's influence as far away from the Dursleys as possible. I don't want any 'accidents' to ruin Harry's fun. Carolyn is keeping him up to date as to Dudley's progress, and Vernon/Petunia's lack thereof.
When Voldy wakes up...i a couple days, he's going to think there is a traitor in the group. After all, muggles are inferior, aren't they? they can't possibly harm a wizard, can they? Therefore, they must have had help, and since the only people who knew of the raid were his death eaters, obviously one or more of them had to have been responsible for their defeat. Ain't it amazing how circular reasoning works?
Since Voldemort doesn't see himself as having a problem, he isn't looking in the right direction. IN you hypothetical situation, he'd just kill the poor schmuck as a low life scumbag. He might even expect praise him for it.
Ron is going to have his own group of troubles, and Hermione is going to come up with a rather...interesting solution to them.
Stupid pet tricks would be a blast! -Whistles- Here boy! Roll over! Sit up! Bark! That's a good little dark lord!
Megan and Li: Statistically, on in ten is homosexual. I will have three gay couples in training, and As I have no problem with gay couples, I write harry the same. He's passed out the guidelines, and expects them to be followed.
Alorkin