Hmm, I happen to agree with your disclaimer. Though I felt it prudent to mention that Rowling based Hermione off herself. Given what I saw with those books, I'm not sure Harry being with Hermione is such a wise decision...that being said, Ginny Weasley...seriously. Luna would have made so much better a pick. Not to mention that Harry's sudden attraction to Ginny, and the number of times Amortentia came up in HBP was highly suspicious.
I'm wondering who shot that curse at Percy, and started the riot. My bet's on Malfoy, but whoever it is better get theirs.
Also, why do I get the feeling that Malfoy is going to get another extreme dose of Champion's business?
Interesting tribute to west coast rap. Fuck the Police by NWA, and Deep Cover by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, I believe. Would have made it more interesting if you couldn't incorporated NWA's Appetite for Destruction in there. Or if maybe you'd have used more of that Deep Cover chorus.
Harry: Yeah, and I won't stop. (curses auror) Cuz it's one eight sever on a motherfuckin cop.
Regardless, the gratuitous violence makes this story funny. Nice to see that there are some consequences to everything though, I'd hope to see some from Ministry officials going above their station.