I can tell your writing's going to be terrible. Your a horrible, moose-eating, fat cow of a person who doesn need to step foot on this website again. EVAR.
(You can tell I'm kidding, right? :3)
Hi fellow first time writer! I think I have seen you a little, and you seem like a literate, not-idiot who write good stories that I'll look forward to reading! :)
WELCOME TO FICWAD, or 'Hell' as I call it.