What's this
had me giggling and then i wouldnt stop
you owe me 6 new pairs of jeans now, missy
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but fuck. yeah.
that was awsome.
Author's response
i wrote that and was half-tempted to footnote it. i was one shift+8 away, and then i thought "no. it will hold more meaning if you leave it alone."
you should wear cheap meaningless clothing while reading. i hear e-bay sells hobo-pj's for like, a penny nowadays. i look into that before the next sex chapter.