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Yes, we wil see you around Nathan. We fucking will. (Nods like a boss.) anywho... I think I love you guys more than Frerard at the moment... (Looks away, not sure wether to be ashamed or not. Ah. Feck it. I'm not ashamed, I'm gonna-- let's stop before a chorus of the Black Parade starts up, eh? Actually, that could be fun. COME ON AND SING IT WITH ME!! Oh... Ooops. )
So. Yep. I kind of have no idea what the fuck is going on, what's true ad what's not but yanno-- fuck it. I'm going to find out in the future chapters, I'd expect, in which my mindless droning of absolutly nothing will make sense... maybe.
Hm... Yep. It's this kind of stuff that makes me want to pick my pen back up and write... (Hah, not gonna happen though. Because I said so and I am among the ruler of all bitches. I mean, have you seen the killer heels I have? They're, well, killer. Sorry. I love me some death traps. On occasion. Other times they can be annoying... Um. Happy belated Birthday... WTF. Sorry. My fingers are running away from me... dancing across the keys, dragging my thoughts into dirty sentences AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOU GUYS MAKING ME WANT TO WRITE!? Fuck, that was almost poetic. Hm... Am I still in a parenthasis? Is parenthesis plural? Is it paranthesi? Fuck... I dunno.... Why is English so hard? Cries)
So. I like the chapter. It's all... ninja chapter 'n' shite. It's like... I don't know. It's like taking a bite of fudge or some confectionary, and you're like "Okay, ew. -insert name- told me this has nuts, I prefer it without nuts, but I have to eat it.' and then taking a bite and there's a decent balance of nuts-- not too many, not to little. Yes. I just compared this story to nuts... NUTS I TELL YOU, NUTS! SOMEDAY THEY WILL JUMP OFF THE SHELF AND RULE THE WOOOOOOORLD!!! (I really have to keep my theories of world dominance to myself.... but you never know what a frozen vegetable could do to you. You think it's frozen, but maybe... it's not o.O)
Anywho, sorry thi review is slightly rediculious. I have a new(ish) keyboard and it's just sooooooooooooooooo fun to press in the letters, so I thought I'd try to imprint on you the best I can how much I fucking love you guys while amusing myslef.... I will eventually reply to your reply on deviantart, I've just... Huh. I've just been in that awkward "WHAT DO I DO?! DO I RESPOND?! WHAT NOW!?!" and yeah... I've been thinking about it a lot. Brushing my teeth, whenever I'm bored at school, in the shower. Ugh. In the shower. I wasn't thinking anything dirty.
Well. I was thinking something dirty in the shower, but I'm always thinking something dirty so that's nothing new. But I wasn't, like, yanno... thinking about you like that. (Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO TO MY BRAIN THAT MAKES IT SO MUSHY AND FUCKING WEIRD!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
On a change of subject, as we no longer need to speak of my socially ill thoughts in the shower that .. nevermind. Everytime I think about socially ill thoughts in the shower I think of shower sex or mastrubating in the shower and then I think you think I'm thinking of your faces but I'd have to be doing it first and i wasn't so...
FACE. DESK.
(THe sad part is that i don't have a desk. I'm hunching over my keyboard and giving myslef a backache for no reason. I'm going to stop doing that...)
Excuse me while I go die of embarassment. I should delete this... but I worked for way longer than I should have writing this review... holy shit it's midnight... And I'm still writing this. Le sigh. I thought it was like 10... have I spent 2 hours writing this?! UH oh, I hop enot... That would just be sad, wouldn't it?
I just rambled like an entire chapter's length... LET'S HAVE GAY SEX IN A CLOSET IN HE LOUVRE! (Sorry I just read a fan fiction where that happened... and I actually am cool ith not having gay sex wit y'all. Considering it's not gay if it's in a three way and ew.... cock. Sorry. I' weird. AND THE RAMBLE CONTINUES! Now I'm just pissing myself off, sorry, sorry, but there was praise mixed in there. AHHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!