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Haha, I'm a have to do this. seriously "If I were gay, would you love me honey?"

"Yes I would"

"What if I were a straight guy, would you love me?"

"... Sure? why not?"

"What if I were a gay guy?"

"yes, now shut up."

"but if I were gay wold you seriously still love me?"

"Yes, now lets drop the subject."

"I'd still love you if you were gay."

"Okay, thanks drop the subject."

"I'd still love you if you were a straight girl."

"Great! wait what?!?! I am not a girl! Drop this fricken subject!!!!"

"I'd love you even if you were a lesbien girl!!!"

"I AM NOT A FUCKING GIRL! DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT!"

"I'd still love you if you were dead, or not born!!"

"DROP THE SUBJECT WOMAN!!!"

"okay! girls off the mind!"

"Great! thank you!"

"Gay girls gay guys, straight girl, straight guys off me mind!"

"Okay, I get it!"

"Every thought off my mind!"

"...okay now you just need to fucking shut the fuck up Dani"

"Okay! Gay's and straight's off me mind! Only thing on my mind now is food."

"How can you think of food after what you were talking about?"

"easily. I'm starving (insert name here) get me fooooooood!!!!!"

"Yeah, no."

"Please, I'll continue talking about loving you no matter what and other junk if you don't!!"

"So what do you want to eat?" he yells from the hallway on his way to get me food

"I'd love you if you were gay!!!" I would shout!

"SHUT UP!!!" he whines


that would be fun to do!