Oh god, how I missed your sense of humour! I love BMD with all my heart and I haven't really read humorous stories ever since it ended, I guess I'm still mourning :D But this is absolutely amazing and so funny, and Frank - um, sorry, I mean The Mighty Midget - is hilarious!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Don't worry, celebrating alone is still better than going out with friends who get drunk, cause drama and forget about you completely.. True story, happened to me last year ._. Anyway, I hope you got awesome presents and the most delicious cake in the world with a miniature Frank on top!