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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD OKAY. DERRRRR THANK YOU SO MUCH okay.

Well, first of all, you and Sam need to be there. WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND

Ummm..... Ryan the Pushy Virgin should be there, too, 'cause I'm his ho..... if you watch Adventure Time then some characters should be there...... hmmm........

(Oh wait, is this like when people request a certain fic from other authors? I always wanted to do that.)

I really liked how all the events played out here. It started in the weird church and then you and Sam came in and then you got married and it was glorious.

I gotta bring Lauren into this conversation. OOH PATRICK STUMP YEAH HE SHOULD BE THERE AND gawd, can Jennifer come?

OMGG MIKEY AND THE UNICORN HAVE TO BE THERE THAT'S HOW WE BONDED yes mmhm WE CAN RIDE IT INTO THE SUNSET

She is an amazing writer. Especially at fluffy oneshots. (I could probably say that when I'm pledging my love for her.)

Omg, can Slenderman come? And then we can dance to Gangnam Style with him? (That would be a little surreal...)

AND JOSH RAMSAY. ASK SAM SHE'LL SAY YES HE NEEDS TO BE THERE

Ummmm....... If Jennifer comes then so should Brendon. And Spencer fucking Smith. And maybe even Frankie. PLEASE MAKE FRANK A GANGSTER IN ONE OF YOUR STORIES.

Ooh, and perverts. Can never have enough weird perverted people. OOH AND HUG WOLVES YEAH

AND DAN AND PHIL. OMG, PLEASE.

I feel so bad for laying this all on you. You know, write it if you feel like it! If you don't want to then maybe Lauren will. :3 I mean.... I would help.

OH WAIT ONE DIRECTION NEEDS TO COME AND THEN WE FIND OUT THAT THEY'RE ROBOTS

I am done here temporarily. Please reply and tell me what you think!!!!

-crying lava tears-

I don't watch Adventure Time, but I'll look up a few clips. Dan? Phil? Waaaaaaat. Frank a gangster? Like a "yo wazzup" one or a mafia one?