I think this is my favorite chapter out of them all. Oh, and don't feel bad about Cloneserpent's review. Clone's just too damn good at stuff like that, so I wouldn't feel too bad. Though if I were you, I'd ask if I could add that to the story later. It was entertaining.
Author's response
Heya LabRat,
This was a lot of fun to write, and I believe I came up with it on the fly. As for Cloneserpent’s comments, He’s one of the finest FF writers to be found, so no comments or rebukes from him would be unappreciated.
If I ever get around to posting on FF.n, I’ll add it as an Omake.
Alorkin