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I'm gonna be as perverted as possible.

What makes you horny?
What's the most creative sex position you've ever heard of?
Do you like reading smut? What about gay smut?
What makes gay buttsex so appealing to straight girls?
Do you know what Australian kiss means?
What do you think Gerard and LynZ do with her flexibility?
Have this phrase. "He entered the small cavern- it was dark, and wet, amd warm, but he kept exploring it, intent on finding the hidden treasure."
What did you just think of?
Do you like BDSM?
In Bobifer, who's dominant and who's submissive?
Who would you have an orgy with?
Do you ever look at a guy's crotch and think, there's a penis there?
Dream, err, bedroom scene?
Are you a virgin? Why do some people like to make virgins feel bad?
Have you ever seen animal porn?
What's worse than necrophilia?
Has a girl ever turned you on?
Would you write a lesbian fic?

I can't think of anything else right now.