GUY DRAMA GO!
Y'know how Sherlock Holmes has The Woman? I have That Boy. That Boy is my intelligence rival, flirting sparring partner, and he makes my I.Q. drop by fifty whenever I actually have to make decent conversation.
I don't know if he's even into me. That Boy's indifferent, I'm flippant, and he vexes me. Can't ask him out, can't get closure, can't get rejected, but stay platonic? Absolutely!
The story of Elizabeth and That Boy.
Author's response
Been there for 2 years. Finally got over him. He could make my face heat up like an oven.