Stop right there
Are you friends with AJ in real life? Do you.... know... her NAME?!?!?!!!??!?
She probably told you not to tell us, though. Hmph. (Wait, unless her name really is AJ. That would be cool, yanno, "hiding in plain sight"... yeah.)
I swear, if I die and I don't know her name, I am coming back to life to go on a murderous rampage.
Yeah.... okay baaaai