Review for The 9 Month After Party

The 9 Month After Party

(#) Ravan-VanSlaughter 2012-12-12

No because I wouldn't have kept it, I would have gotten rid of the evidence before signs became clear and my skin started to stretch XD
And I agree with Poppana, since my parents broke up before I was 2 years old I hardly see my dad anymore but I didn't have a choice which one to go with since I was only little... well I'm still little now but you get the picture XD
Maybe that's why I hate kids so much, I never really had a proper childhood growing up, I have a strict stepdad who never allowed me to play with my friends or cousins, he always yelled at me whenever I laughed or showed signs of having fun... he's still the same now, he hates it when I have friends over, he even yelled at me for having my bf over at one time but I think he's kinda used to it now... But yeah, strict upbringing and since I had to act mature ALL THE DAMN TIME it annoys me to see kids acting immiture... but yeah kids are expensive and the main cause of sleepless nights and headches... and I get enough of those without a baby XD

Author's response

But, dude, have you ever seen "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"? People sometimes don't know they've got a baby inside them. Haha. But I need you to have a baby because we need more of you circulating the Earth. Haha. My parents divorced when I was 9, and I hated it for so many reasons. Firstly, the fact that they were getting a divorce. The house was being sold at the time, and it's still the only place I really call home as sappy as that sounds. Secondly, I have to move houses every damn week. I hate it so frickin' much. I have to pack everything, and if I forget something, there's a shit storm that occurs. You should rebel against him! REVOLUTION!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Haha. But, babies and kids are so cute!!! THEY MAKE YOU HAPPY AND MAKE YOU GIGGLE TOO!!! Haha. I can't make you love children, and I won't, but oh my god. I must make you have babies because more you's would be awesome! Haha. :D xx