Cats are better than dogs. Have you tried using her dog as an analogy?
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She won't listen. She pretty much bans me from everything I like. Apparently, the collector's dolls I have are 2childish2 when she plays an online wizard game made for 6 year olds. She's such a hypocrite, and she judges everything I do and/or say. She's in denial about just about every single thing about me and still tries to act like I'm "the perfect child".
It's almsot as if she wants me to be unhappy.
I honestly think she loves her dog more than me. She pays more attentionto the dog, anyway. And my brother. They play videogames together. She keeps promising me things, and then changing her mind.
I think she does it intentionally so that she can see me cry.
She probably makes dog treats for Doodle Bunny out of my tears or something.