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I may not know your name, but I'm definately hunting you down because you deserve to die for printing these sucky-ass stories on this site. What about the starving children in Africa? They already have a hard enough life. If they read these stories, they'd probably kill themselves. That is the only thing that could make their lives worse than it already is. Trust me, I know.

You know, you probably don't have much of a life if you can write so many stories (fucking crappy stories, at that). Do you have to jam twigs up your pee-hole to please yourself because nobody else will?

I guess fucking yourself is the only way you'll get any. Because, anyone who does fall in love with you is either mentally challenged or preparing himself for a slow, painful death when they read your turds of stories and find out just how much you stink.

This wasn't about me you retarded assfuck. This is a character's piece. Which means this was a character's thoughts put into poetic form. And I don't fuck myself, thank you very much. I'm not so low that I do that, unlike you, which is most likely why you keep saying things like that. And that comment about fucking my cat? You most likely only suggested that because you yourself fuck animals. Wow, you sick freak. I hope you drop dead while jacking off over that horse shit you're so obsessed over.