"Just two please." I said with a touch of pride in my voice. -> Kyle. Kylene Imogen Sheryl Stu- wait. Kyle A... are you trying to break my current crush on Joe and make me obsess over Biscuit Boy again? Because that’s the ticket right there.
/"Hey, I'm Alex. I'll be your waitress for the evening. Can I get you something to drink?" Why did she look so familiar? And why did she smell like garbage?
/ -> Why does everybody ask me that in real life, too?
Please don't be a shedder. -> HA HA HA. You are mighty fancy, ya know that? :)
It took a lot of self-control (borrowed it from my guinea pigs), BUT I did not google the chapter title. Yet.
Fucking. Rocked. Here’s a rim-joby rating point.
And the board is pretty retarded. Even without the help of the DoJ… Packers.
Author's response
How can you stop loving the biscuit? Blasphemy! I'm really not sure what happens if you google it, but I wouldn't take the chance. It might turn your hair straight.