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hey...i can't log in 'cause I'm at work and that would ruin the subterfuge of this. mission impossible theme
...patrick beating the ever loving shit out of pete is something I would sell tickets..no..BUY tickets to see.
then I'd kiss pete and make it all better. but isn't it typical (and realistic) that patrick beat the crap outta pete and yet HE'S the one that needs the doctor.
soooo it's not pete. I didn't think it was pete. (is it really not pete?) Pete is too good of a friend to Patrick. He lurves him too much.
btw Ima smack a bitch if Sheena's cheating on Patrick with my hubbie ;) so therefore it must be Andy. You're gonna go all full circle aren'tcha? that's cute. but everything you write is cute and adorable and fluffy bunny..and and and and...and I'm done now.
umm...my point, should I ever choose to get there is: Patrick is a silly head. Kylene's teacher seems creepified. Sheena is a dolt to ever ever everrrrrr wanna cheat on the hatrack. Kylene for once proved useful in that she provided a source of exposition that we otherwise wouldn't have had.
and Pete just brought the pretty...note the use of past tense 'cause I'm sure his face is gonna look like mangled hamburger and not be pretty for a while now.
alright now I'm off to the glamerous world of the music industry insert sarcasem right about here to call more potential sponsors.

Tom Cruise is a wimp compared to you. Unless he's got his Scientology armada behind him maybe...
Yeah. Patrick's really upset because it's HIS Sheena he's talking about. So my story abounds with psychos. Well, we all put parts of our real life into what we write, don't we?
Right, I must point out what Pete looks like after the Trickster assault.
Thanks for breaking the rules of the working man. ;) Love ya!