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Realism: Breaking Clichés

by Shadow_Rebirth 1 review

A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-06-23 - Updated: 2008-09-16 - 3563 words

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  • Chapter 1: Animangus

    by Shadow_Rebirth 8 reviews

    Harry'd hoped to have some sort of an awesome animangus form, like a phoenix or a massive dragon. Even something more mundane would have been fine. But this? Seriously?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-06-23 - Updated: 2008-06-24 - 518 words

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  • Chapter 2: Super Trunk

    by Shadow_Rebirth 5 reviews

    Harry wanted a new trunk. And not just any trunk, but one with multiple compartments that he could use to train in over the summer. Too bad the need to breathe got in the way.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-06-24 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 451 words

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  • Chapter 3: Runaway

    by Shadow_Rebirth 1 review

    The plan was perfect. All he needed to do was runaway from his relatives house so that he could finally be free. And it would have worked too, if it hadn't been for one little detail: Voldemort.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Horror - Characters: Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Published: 2008-07-10 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 899 words

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  • Chapter 4: The Troll Incident

    by Shadow_Rebirth 1 review

    No matter how you look at it, having a troll get into a school is never a good thing.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-07-12 - Updated: 2008-07-12 - 948 words

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  • Chapter 5: Fresh Water Squid

    by Shadow_Rebirth 1 review

    Usually giant squid could only survive in salt water, but the Hogwarts' squid was special. Yes, special.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-07-15 - Updated: 2008-07-15 - 343 words

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  • Chapter 6: Parsletongue

    by Shadow_Rebirth 3 reviews

    Harry was determined to find books that were written in parsletongue. It didn't matter that they probably didn't exist, because he was Harry Potter, and he /would/ find them.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-09-16 - Updated: 2008-09-16 - 404 words

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