Luna killing Ron
you do sue me, you will find your lawyer in 217 pieces. And yes, that is possible, especially for someone of
my.......... Interesting state of mine.
I have been working for Voldemort for nearly a year now, and he's finally given me a mission I will enjoy. That mission is the murder of one Ronald Billius Weasly. And he didn't give any instructions on how to do it! Heh, heh, heh...
I sneak into his room at night. I creep up to him and he wakes up. He grabs his wand and fires a stunner at me. There's a flash of red light, and suddenly he is on the ground, knocked out. The stupid prat's wand backfired at him. Damn, this will be even easier than I thought. And I thought it would be pretty easy to start with. I tie him up and I drag him outside. I then open a portal to another dimension, in which a clown named Blarkespiel is the supreme ruler with his army of pink-stripe-wearing, education-loving, soy-eating freaks. Also known as the worst nightmare of God and Lucifer. And Voldemort. And Dumbledore. And Harry Potter. And Hermione Granger. And Darth Vader. And the fuzzy dust-covered glockenspock that lives under my bed. So yeah, it's bad.
I am so glad I have freedom.
At this point, I wake him up to show him his fate. Of course, being the coward he is, he immediately begs and once he sees it does no good, he promptly faints. Again. I wake him up, and then quickly throw him in the portal and shut it before the happy, educating song drives me to insanity. My lord will be pleased.
And I will continue to my freedom.
As soon as I inform Voldemort of the manner in which I killed him, he appreciates the art of it and decides to make me his heir, seeing as he has none. All Lucius Malfoy can do is glares at me. Eventually, I will be the second absolute ruler of the world, and also the most powerful witch ever to live.
Ah, the Joys of Freedom
A/N: Still an old chapter.