- Funny to read and well written.
I am wondering how you are going to keep Harry inside Hogwarts for the next years?
If he really is that cynical, then he won't care that much for Daphne or Zacharias and he could just research other schools to go to. That would mean that Harry would be gone after first year to another school...
Keeping him there would mess with his character since he wouldn't care enough to stay there. You could force him, but he would just keep studying for himself and then flunk all classes while creating as much mayhem as possible. That and he has a contact for the papers so forcing him is basically out the window...
Author's responseWhile I see your point, Harry's character isn't so 2-D as being just cyncial. He's also incredibly lazy when it suits him to be so. As such leaving Hogwarts and going to another school doesn't interest him because 1)It'd take too much work and he has no reason to believe that other magical schools would be any better than Hogwarts and 2) At Hogwarts he has the upper hand because of his fame and his connection to the media. In the end it better suits his needs to stay had Hogwarts, even if he doesn't like the school. More about his movites will be explained as the story goes on.
(#) pyrodaemon_87 2008-08-09 06:52:46 PMAbsolutely wonderful. I can't wait to see the bad press Hogwarts gets for this. Can you imagine? Dragon lose in Hogwarts! Two students caught in crossfire!
I wonder if Harry's actually going to get Snape fired. It would be completely ironic if it did happen. Harry doesn't give a damn what happens to Hogwarts so he's not afraid to tell the Johns what's going on and ends up cleaning up Hogwart's messes and makes it a better place because he was trying to cause as much havoc as possible.
Watch the hole drops directly into the Stone Trials. That would be funny. No wait, right into the room that housed the Troll. That would be brill.
Can't wait for the next chapter. - pyrodaemon
- i love that your chapters always make me laugh while pointing out "duh" moments from cannon. i'm looking forward to reading about the fall-out (no pun intended)from this latest fiaso at hogwarts. maybe this time he can get snape ousted (fingers crossed!)
(#) whatareyouevensaying 2008-08-09 11:42:09 PMBrilliant work with this update, your best yet in my opinion. Not only did you manage to create the one possible situation where Harry could make a friend with one of his male peers, but you also managed to utilize the unique opportunity provided by Norbert.
Looking forward to more.
- I love it!!!
I've only just discovered this story and it has got to be one of the funniest HP fanfics I've read. I really like that Dumbledore creeps Harry out. Oh, and Vlad/Harry!!! Hehehe. When's the next chapter coming? Don't make me wait too long. Pleeease??
Ummm ... any idea why I couldn't give you a positive rating? - Newbie to ficwad here.