(ONE SHOT) When the JoBros check into a hotel for a few nights off the road, they all get a little more than they expected. (Its not too dirty, so don't worry :P )
Sorry if they seem out of character, but I couldn't really think of anyone else to have as the three main characters lol
I ran into the hotel room, wanting to claim my bedroom first. I ran to the first door I saw... It was a bathroom. Damn! I heard two other doors open and I ran out of the bathroom.
"My room!" Joe called from one room.
"Mine!" Kevin yelled from another. Damn. That only left one in this suite. Mom, Dad and Frankie were staying into the one right next to us, on the left. I opened the door to the last room, which was all the way to the right of the suite. Great, I get to hear everything that goes on in the other room. Lucky me. I looked around the room. It was pretty much normal. Bed, table with an alarm clock, dresser, closet. I shrugged and opened the closet door. We were only here for a night or two, no point completely unpacking. I guess I'll just throw my suitcase in the closet to keep it out of the way and just grab stuff out of it when I need it. I put my suitcase on the floor and looked in the closet. There was a picture hanging in it. What the- That has to be one of the weirdest places I've ever seen a picture. It was just a normal generic watercolour that you would expect to see in a hotel room. I looked back in the room to see if it looked like it belonged anywhere else. I saw a nail on the far wall, next to the window. It probably goes there... I picked up the picture and walked over to the wall and put it up. Making sure it was at least partially level, I went back to close the closet.
I was closing the door when I noticed a hole in the wall, behind where the picture was.
"Whats that?" I whispered to myself, leaning down to peek through. I saw another room. It looked like a normal hotel room, like, not a suite, but a normal room. The light was on, but I didn't see anyone in there. I jumped up and ran out of the room.
"Joe! Kevin!" I yelled, looking for them. Joe ran out of his room.
"What?" He asked.
"Where's Kevin?" I noticed he wasn't there.
"Oh, he went to the vending machines or something. Why, whats up?" He shrugged.
"Come here." I lead him into my room and opened my closet.
"Dude, we've been over this, theres no monsters in your closet. I thought you were over that by now, geez." He sighed.
"No, look." I said, pointing to the hole in the wall. He shot me a look and bent down to see through the wall.
"Woah, was this here when you got here?" He whispered.
"Yeah. It was behind a painting, but it was there." I answered.
"What?" I tried to see through the hole too, but Joe was in the way.
"Theres a chick in there... shes kinda hot." I could hear him smirk.
"Let me see." I whisper-shouted (you know what I mean) and pushed him out of the way. I looked through the hole and saw a girl walk over to the bed and put a suitcase on it. She was wearing tight dark blue jeans, I could see a red shirt under her black and blue hoodie. She wore glasses and had long brown hair. She looked over her shoulder and I saw that she had a really pretty face too, to go along with the rest of her. She looked kinda timid. Thats all I saw before I was pushed out of the way.
"Hey!" I crossed my arms.
"My turn." Joe smiled, looking back into the hole.
"Well, then whats happening?" I asked.
"She's opening her suitcase... She grabbed a bag.. Shes walking away... aw, she just went through a door. I think the bathroom." He narrated.
"Well, maybe she's getting ready for bed. It is kinda late." I shrugged.
"Maybe." Joe sighed and stood up.
"Should we be doing this, Joe. I mean, it doesn't seem right." I kinda mumbled.
"Nah, man. Who are we hurting, really?" He pointed out and went back to look through the hole.
"Well, I guess no one, but... It does-"
"Holy crap!" He almost screamed, cutting me off.
"What?" I whispered, trying to remind him to stay quiet.
"Look!" He moved out of the way. I looked in the hole and saw her closing her suitcase, but now she was wearing lingerie. She was wearing a purple and black corset and matching panties. I could feel my eyes bulge out of my skull. She sat down and started to put on fishnet stockings.
"Holy crap." I let slide out of my mouth.
"Thats what I said." Joe shoved me out of the way again. I heard him almost sigh under his breath as he looked back through the hole.
"Do you think shes a hooker?" I asked. Why else was she in a hotel room dressed like that...
"I don't know. She doesn't have the make-up of one.. and they'd usually have someone with them right away. I mean, thats what happens on TV, right?" He asked. I nodded.
"Yeah, I guess." I added after realizing that he couldn't see me.
"Shh! Someone just knocked on her door." He whispered.
"Is she answering it?"
"No, shes moving her suitcase off the bed... now shes leaving. I think shes answering it."
"Shh! We might be able to hear her." I whispered and for once in his life, Joe listened. Not only to me, but for the girl's voice. We waited and I thought I heard a door open.
"Woah." We heard a man's voice say. We heard the girl giggle.
"Yeah, I thought you'd like it."
"Good call." The man said. We heard the door close and then another soft thumping noise.
"What was that?" I whispered.
"Shh." Joe shushed me, looking through the hole. "She's back. She kissing the guy."
"Who is it?" I asked
"How should I know. We're in a completely different state, we don't know anyone." Joe mocked.
"Let me see." I pushed him out of the way. I looked in and saw the girl with her back to us kissing the guy. I could see that he had dark hair, but that was it. She pushed him away and he fell. I heard the bed squeak and I shifted myself so I could see the bed, but she was blocking my view of the man... Not that I didn't mind the current view.
"Whats going on?" Joe asked. I almost forgot he was here...
"She pushed him on the bed, now shes on top of him." I whispered.
"My god, this chick is awesome. Hot and kinky." I heard him laugh to himself. I rolled my eyes and kept watching. She pulled the guy's shirt off and threw it across the room. It was a a blue shirt. Kinda stripy.
"I wanna see." Joe whined. I rolled my eyes again and moved out of the way. He smiled and looked in the hole.
"Dude, hes taking her top off!" He started bouncing in place.
"Joe, I think we should give them some privacy."
"No way, this is getting good." He argued. I heard the guy moan from the room. I think I heard Joe whimper a little too... This is sick.
"I'm leaving." I shook my head and walked out of my room.
I sat in the main room of the suite trying to not think of what I'd seen and the fact that Joe was still watching. I was flipping through the channels on the TV when there was a knock at the door. I sighed and stood up. I looked through the peep hole and saw the top of a head. I opened the door and Frank the Tank walked in.
"Wow, you're guys-es suite is way bigger than mine and mom and dad's." He whined, looking around the room.
"Hey Frankie." I laughed.
"Where is everyone?" He asked, referring to Joe and Kevin.
"Um, well Kevin went to the vending machines and Joe... Joe is asleep. He... has a headache." I lied. What was I supposed to tell him?
"Oh." He whispered, obviously trying to be quiet for Joe.
"Hey, I heard they have a sundae bar downstairs. Do you want to go check it out?" I asked him, trying to get him out of the room.
"Yeah!" He yelled and started jumping, but stopped. "I mean, yeah." He whispered. I laughed and went next door to tell mom and dad where we were going before heading downstairs.
I walked in the door, alone. Frankie went back to his room after putting too much chocolate sauce on his ice cream. Joe was just coming out of the room.
"Hey, where were you?" He asked.
"I took Frankie downstairs. They done?" I asked, meaning the couple in the next room.
"Yeah. Man, that girl is a beast."
"Don't you feel... bad for watching?"
"Hell no." He laughed and sat on the couch, looking for something to watch. "But seriously, you should have stayed. It was better than Skin-imax." I just rolled my eyes. "Anyways, it turns out that this guy hasn't seen her in a while and tomorrow hes introducing her to his family."
"You even listened to their pillow talk? How desperate are you?" I asked, only slightly joking.
"Hey, Joe Jonas is never desperate, okay? I can have my choice of girls." He stood up on the couch. "I'm a true ladies man." He started to sing Macho Man and dancing. I laughed... at him. I heard the door make a click noise and it opened. Kevin walked in. He looked a little frazzled.
"Hey guys, whats up?" He asked, noticing Joe singing and dancing on the couch.
"I'm a Macho, Macho Man!" He kept going, but lost his footing and fell on his face on the ground. Kevin and I laughed... again, at him.
"What happened to you?" I asked, meaning his appearance.
"I was on the way to the vending machines when I ran into some fans. I had to hide in the boiler room until I thought the coast was clear." He laughed. Joe laughed at him from the floor... Like he was the one who should be laughing... "Well, I'm beat. I'm gunna turn in early." He shrugged and walked past me to get to his room.
"Party pooper." Joe mumbled from the ground as he sat up.
"Night guys." He called before closing the door.
"Hey Joe?" I asked.
"Yes?" He replied in a funny voice.
"Did Kevin's shirt look familiar to you?" I pointed out the blue shirt he was wearing.
"Well, we've been on tour with him for how long now? Not to mention we're brothers. I'm sure we've seen it before. Duh." He tried to sound smart, didn't work.
"Yeah, I guess you're right." I shrugged off the thought.
The next morning we all went down to breakfast in the hotel restaurant.Me, Joe, Frankie, Mom and Dad were sitting at the table. Kevin said he'd be down in a minute. We were all talking when Kevin walked in with his arm around a girl. She had long brown hair and glasses. She was really pretty.
"Hey guys, I want you to meet Amy. Amy, this is my family." He said, introducing us. Joe and I just looked at each other.
"Excuse me." Joe smiled, but the second his back was turned to the table, he ran towards the bathroom.
"Whats wrong with him?" Kevin asked.
"I have no idea." I smirked.