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The random things I've done in my life. *May contain foul language*
Friend #1: What are the rest of the 13 colonies? I know New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and North Carolina....
Friend #2: Shut up, ---!
~I'm not going to reveal anyone's name, including mine~
Friend #1: Okay, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, South Carolina, New York, New Hampshire-
Friends #1, #2, #3 (yeah, the four of us sat at the same table; only us 4): -laugh-
My friend had given me a piece of gum, then later told me it was energy gum.... And I'm hyper enough without extra stuff
Friend #1 (after I fly off of my comupter chair): ---, are you okay?!
Me (laughing uncontrollably): Yeah. My computer chair- (chair falls on me) -hates me.
Friend #1: ---, you're insane.
Me: That's what they all me!
After Lunch one day at school
Me: I'm tired. (begins bouncing up and down)
Friend #1: You're tired, but you're bouncing....?
Me (explaining): Yeah. When I'm tired, I'm grumpy. When I'm grumpy, I'm bored. When I'm bored, I find something to do. Today I chose to bounce. (smiles stupidly)
Friends #1, #2, #3: (shake heads, laughing)
Friend #2: Wow.
At my therapist's office; I started to dance in my seat
Therapist: Are you happy?
Me: Yep! (keeps dancing)
School was out on a Wednesday, and some kids were presenting Science projects on genetic disorders and syndromes
Me: I presented my Science-thingy last week.
Friend #1: ---, presentations started this past Monday....
Me: Whatever! It feels like a Monday, so it is a Monday! Shut up!
I had finished my Science test early in 7th grade (I'm a HS Freshkid)
Me: I'm bored.... (singing "Elmo's World") Lala, lala. Lala, lala, Elmo's world. Lala, lala. Lala, lala. Elmo's world. Elmo loves his goldfish, his crayon, too.... (continues)
Kid across the isle from me: (Hums "Elmo's world")
Me (hears him humming. pokes Friend #1 in arm) ---, look! (I point to him)
Friend #1: (Laughs)
Author's Note: More later, I'm tired of typing.