Frank and Gerard make a shocking discovery one night during a innocent walk through the neighborhood park...
“Have you ever seen one of these before?” Frank asked Gerard.
“Not like this one,” said Gerard.
The friends put the sex toy on a nearby table, and they sat down and studied it.
“Where do you think it came from?” asked Gerard.
“I think it's from Newark,” said Frank.
“If it is from Newark, this sex toy is a long way from home,” said Gerard. “I wonder if it's slimey.”
“It might be slimey. What should we do with it?” Frank asked Gerard.
“Should we keep it?” asked Gerard.
“It probably belongs to someone. I bet the person dropped it while butt fucking,” said Frank.
“It might belong to someone, but it could just be lost,” said Gerard. “It's so sparkley. Maybe we should keep it.”
“It would be great to have this sparkley sex toy, but what if it had been ours and we'd lost it? You would want it back, wouldn't you?” asked Frank.
“I would. You're right. Let's drop it off at the Lost and Found,” said Gerard.
“That's a great idea. Then we can hump all the way home!” said Frank.
“Who knows, maybe we'll find another sex toy on the way there!” said Gerard.