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The Unmentionables...?

Harry gets invited to a seminar by Hermione on Halloween. Harry/Multi

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009/10/07 - Updated: 2009/10/07 - 1094 words

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• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) fic_reader1 2009-10-07 09:52:15 AM

  it has potintial to be a good story cant wait to see where it goes

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) chanewt906 2009-10-07 10:17:52 AM

  It tickled my funnybone, but ended far too soon. Maybe some back story...like when and how exactly did Hermione talk Harry into the Ultimate PDA, is Harry head of the Unspeakables, etc., etc...?
  Will hold my breath between in/ex-halations untill I get more!!!

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) cloneserpents 2009-10-07 10:51:12 AM

  Ah the possibilities...
  
  Some possible costumes:
  
  The Pirate and his Wench
  
  The Mob Boss and his Gun Moll
  
  The stern Professor and his bubble headed student (one must have a ruler to complete the costume)
  
  The overly eager nurse and her patient
  
  The animal tamer and the lioness (complete with chair and whip)
  
  The Quidditch Coach and the new player
  
  The snake charmer (Harry's costume would consist solely of a wicker basket around his manhood from which the woman can charm the snake)
  
  Adam and Eve (a well placed leaf can lead to wonderful adventures)
  
  The By-The-Book Auror and his Prisoner
  
  The Manservant and the Queen
  
  The classic Sailor on a three day pass meets the exotic and mysterious Lady of the Evening
  
  The Conquering Mongol and his captured slave
  
  Of course the real challenge deals with what witch would go along with what costume.
  
  Good luck,
  Shawn (a.k.a. cloneserpents)

  Author's response

  And you guys wonder why I said I wanted to make this open to others to write?
  
  Love the snake charmer. I am trying to come up with some costumes that are like the punny ones but magical.
  
  Ex. A plug and a socket, bacon and eggs.
  
  Hmmm, a broom and a polishing kit?

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) zicou 2009-10-07 01:36:25 PM

  great one!
  Hope to read more soon so...
  Continuuuuuuue,
  Z.

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) jabarber69 2009-10-07 02:54:33 PM

  hell yeah continue....this is funny! and sexy too!

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) egb67 2009-10-07 05:09:48 PM

  Loved it! Thought that maybe you start with the Patil twins...and then move on to Susan Bones and then a few others, before getting to Luna (no knickers!!) and then....Hermione herself :)
  
  This will be fun to see carried forward and I hope you post it on ff (d*t) net.
  
  Regards,
  
  the_scribbler

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) nympotter65 2009-10-08 09:21:09 AM

  original and hilarious happily looking forward to more

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) minorid 2009-10-11 06:05:57 PM

  Great start can't wait to see who he gets snagged by first.

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) moonbutterfly18 2009-10-18 08:24:43 PM

  Here are some magic punny ones
  - The stirring rod and the cauldron
  - The basilisk and the chamber of secrets
  - The seeker catching that elusive snatch; I mean snitch
  

• The Unmentionables...?

  (#) TxA_GunFighter 2010-04-23 09:27:57 AM

  Interesting start.
  
  gunny

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