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Willy Goes to Red Lobster

by XxSystemOfADownXx 0 Reviews

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2010/02/27 - Updated: 2010/02/28 - 201 words

Willies POV

"Hey Frank, wanna go to red lobster it's lobser fest!"
"Yeah." Frank said. " WE CAN GET SOME HOOKERS AFTER THAT."

So me and Frank walked to red lobster."

" Hi, for to?"

" NO THREE." Willy said holding the cat Chinzy.

We sat down.

" So what would you like to order?" Asked the waitress."

" ALL YOU CAN EAT SHRIMP!" I said.

" Willy, why would you get that when its lobster fest? you turd burgler.

" FUCK YOU FRANK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."

Frank got up and walked away. After 700 rounds of shrimp some FBI agents came in.

"Sir would you please come with me." Said the officer.

" WHAT NO MY SHRIMP." I said pulling the shrimp closer to me.
" Alright." Said the officer while he injected me with some sleeping drug.


1 HOUR LATER.

I woke up in a cell. " Hey baby your awake." Said a big man who was lieing next to me.

"I'm justin." Said the man who looked like a crab from the ocean.

Just then Mr. Buchanan came walking by.

" YOU STUPID RAT." Said Mr. Buchanan while he rocket lonched me.


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HEY EVERYONE ITS LOBSTER FEST AT RED LOBSTER THEY HAVE GOOD CHEESE BREAD! WITH CAT NIP!
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