Joe runs in a series of bad events while at Steven's house. Takes place in 1967.
"Hey Steven!" Joe whispered out from Steven's window and threw a pebble.
I wonder if he can hear me Joe asked to himself before chucking another pebble.
"Steven!" He said in a loud voice.
The window opened.
"What?" Steven angrily said.
"Hi!" He waved and smiled.
"Joe, You look like an idiot."
Joe flashed a smile "Gracias!"
"De nada!" Steven said before shutting the window.
Joe bit his bottom lip and threw another pebble.
This time, Steven came down.
"What do you want?"
"I wanna see you" Joe innocently said
"I'm right here, You can see me, Now can you leave?"
He shook his head.
"My parents are going to kill me... Your parents is going to kill you! Shouldn't you be home?"
"Maybe... Why would your parents kill you?"
Steven shrugged his shoulder "Now leave!"
Joe sighed "Okay... But not until I get my kiss!"
"Joe!" Steven whined
"Okay but qui-"
Joe grabbed Steven and gave him a kiss before hoping over a fence.
There is a bunch of crazy pitbulls on that side of the fence Steven shook his head.
The dogs began barking like crazy.
Run Joe Run! Steven snickered and walked back inside...
The Next Day
Joe saw Steven the next day at a restaurant Joe worked at, which is called Anchorage.
"That'll be 5.75" Joe said to the costumer
The costumer handed Joe the money and sat down on a chair across the room.
Steven walked up to the counter.
"So... How fun was it from running away from those dogs?" Steven asked.
"Shut up" Joe said.
He pushed the hair out of his face and showed Steven his arm.
There were some deep scratches.
"You should have told me there were dogs on the other side"
"Hey, You left before I could say anything! So... Did your parents kill you?"
"I'm still alive!"
"Gay.... I meant did you get grounded?"
"Nope. They were asleep when I snuck inside"
"Here Joe" A man said from behind and handed him a tray of food.
Joe grabbed the tray and called out the costumer.
The costumer walked up and grabbed the tray.
"Yeah so... What's up?"
"I'm working, That's what"
"Okay well... See ya" Steven waved and walked out.
"That was awkward" Joe said to himself
Later That Night
Steven sat on his bed in his room, strumming a guitar.
"Go to sleep Steven" His dad said.
Steven sighed and put his guitar away.
He turned off the light and heard light tapping on the window.
Steven got up and peeked outside his window.
Joe was standing on a ladder.
Steven opened the window and said to Joe "Dude, You're going to fall!"
"No I'm not"
"Okay fine if you fall, don't say I didn't warn you" Steven closed the window.
Joe tapped on it.
Steven opened the window.
"Let me inside"
"Okay" Steven moved to the side and watched Joe climb in.
Joe looked to his left and found a big teddy bear in the corner.
"A teddy bear?"
"It's not mine"
"Oh yeah? Then whose is it?"
"Obviously not mine"
"Sure..." Joe sat down on a chair.
Steven sat down on the bed "You should leave, My dad could come inside any second!"
"That's what she said" Joe snickered.
"Shut up... No I'm serious. My dad checks all the rooms at night"
"Do you know what time?"
"No, It's always at a random time"
"Oh well I guess I should leave" Joe stood up and opened the window
"Are you working tomorrow?" Steven asked and got up.
Joe shook his head "I don't work until Monday."
"Then we should hang out later on"
Joe smiled "Okay" and then he climbed out of the window and climbed down the ladder.
"Where should I put this ladder?"
"Where you got it from."
Joe set it down on the ground but put the ladder back up.
"What are you doing?"
Joe signaled Steven to come down.
He sighed and climbed down.
"Come over here" Joe took Steven to the other side of the house.
"Why are you taking me here?"
"The fence I hoped over yesterday had pitbulls. I don't think these people have a dog. Anyway I just wanna kiss you before I leave"
Joe planted a kiss on Steven's lips and hoped over the fence.
What Joe didn't know is both neighbors owned dogs.
The neighbors on Steven's side had pitbulls.
The people next door had Doberman.
The dog growled and began barking.
Joe began screaming as the dog chased after him.
"OH SHIITT!" Joe yelled.
Steven sighed and shook his head I was just about to warn him...
This story was meant to be retarded/gay hahaha