If I had secks with a hermaphordite hippo, who would carry the babies?
(#) ixamxnotxaxnugget 2010-06-17 01:45:40 PMOH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
oh my GOD
So you know I was just laughing at me being a scene kid with teased hair. We all know I think I live in new york. And shop at urban outfitters. nbd
AND LOL BROOKE.
I LOVE HER THO.
And fuck yeah drunk and crunk and fuq yea. BUT THEN AGH OK IM NOT TO ENDING YET.
Then aw Dave team Dave all the way all day everyday
LOL THEN BECKETT SECKS.
D00d so you know how yesteday I was feeling deep as fuck after listening to billvy's ap podcast.
Dude tweeted and such today. Cray cray.
ANYWHO EVEN THOUGH YOU GAVE ME A SPOILER ALERT OF ME FUCKING DYING I DID NOT EXPECT THAT HOLY SHIT MY ACTUAL CRYS WHY AM I SUCH A CRY BABBY I STARTED GETTING TEARY EYED WHILE READING THE LAST PARAGRAPH ANIFOAOKGOSKFA GABE AND I OMG I PARTIED A LITTLE TOO HARD SKFIAJGIEIAJE OHMYGOD AND I WAS SO FIERCE AND FOR ONCE NOT A DUMBASS WHORE WELL I PROBABLY WAS BUT UH.
lol I can be classified as deceased now. shweet. I lived a gr8 life. pulled a chris farley you know. od'd.
AGH YOU ARE JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND THIS CHAPPY WAS SO GOD DAMN QUALITY EVEN IF I DID DIE. LOL.
I'LL LEAVE NOW.
(#) CaroBECKETT 2010-06-17 02:17:46 PMNjxusia89xzlds,mnhu7x8[z9dadnxhuv7cdx8fszqawe
That was smut Paige
Natalie is dead
She can't be dead
That's such a buzzkill
I just had great sex with william
You can't kill my buzz like that.
Im going to xplode. Right now.
But agh, my sweet prince (dave) is so freaking cute.
And william is so freaking sexy
Im so dominative.
You're so quality right now
And if Gabe caused Natalie to OD and die, ill ruin him. Personally, destroy him.
Paige = band. Every story.
Dave = perfect. Every story.
William = Jizz . Every story.
You're the freaking best Paige.
Wow. I love you.
Seriously, I need to get comfy with smut SOON.
grab ya, hug ya, kiss ya on yo neck