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Okay so... I'm not sure if this should be a My Chem story. So tell me what you guys think. I just put it under the MCR category cause I didn't know what tp pick :P

I always knew I never led a normal life, Like for example: my mom is a dog food taster. Bet you never thought that job existed. But hey, someone has to taste it right?

Example Two: my dad works with Mentally Insane people. It's a real scary job. You never know when one of the patients will hit you over the head with a wooden chair or something. One time I dropped off my dad's lunch and a guy was barking at me. Barking. I never went there agian.

Example Three: my brother thinks he's Jesus. That's pretty self-explantory so I won't explain anything.

Example Four: I'm seventeen years old, a senior in High School, and I have a three month old baby boy named Joseph Zachary. Seph or JZ for short. Haha I know, like the rapper. But it's JZ not Jay-Z. Plus, I didn't even know who Jay-Z was until Seph was born. I hate rap. Anyways, my boyfriend and I split up when I was four months pregnant. He cheated on me with a blonde chick with big boobs. That bastard. Soon after that he moved out of state, and I never saw him again.

Above all that, my band Painted Poison (me on guitar. My friend Drake on bass and vocals and my best friend Jordan-Ashley on drums. First album: Slut Heaven) broke up. Devastation all around. We really didn't have an album, but if we did, that's what it would be called. Don't judge.

So I've got four words for you: Welcome to my life.

Oh and the Dog Food Taster job? I'm not sure if it's real. It is an insider with me and my ahem guyfriend. Ah good times :) So yeah rate and review please!

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