It's almost Gerard's birthday and Frank wants it to be special.Chapters will be in day form. Flufffluffflufffluff!!!!
It's time.It's a week to Gee's birthday.Time to commence "Operation Freddy Krueger"! I don"t know either.But yeah!This is gonna be Gee's bestest birthday ever!So I hope.I shall make a checklist because all spies have them.I think.
SO,here it is:
Okay,maybe it's not perfect.But I will revise it !!!
Frankie's super new list of awsomeness !!!!
Today: Buy lock and key for diary
Monday: Shop for things I need decorate to house with
Tuesday: Order flowers
Wednesday: Buy the super special really expensive present
Thursday: Make restaurant resevations
Friday: Go food shopping
Saturday: Bake a cake
Saturday night: Decorate when Gee goes to sleep
Sunday: Don't forget to go to the restaurant!
Isn't it awesome! Isn't it! I worked hard,Diary.I really did.My brain hurts.
I'm on the way to the store.I love the store.They've got Skittles and Twizzlers and old people. What's not to love?I've got The Misfits blaring and I'm stuck in traffic.The guy in the car behind me is screaming at me and his language is quite abusive.He is wearing a suit.I dislike suits.Because of my dislike for suits,I gave him the good ole' two fingered salute and cranked up the volume to full.I think Mr.Suit is shitting himself.Ha.
At the store.There is an old woman staring at me.I am staring at her.Well,lady,this is fun,but I have a lock to buy.And maybe a pack or five of Skittles.
"Disgusting.Look at your clothes.Your mother would be ashamed."
What the frickin' hell! I am simply wearing:
A Black Flag shirt
Black ripped jeans
Four pink bracelets that I found under the sofa (How did they get there?No clue.Ask Gerard.)
A red tie
A flurecent yellow belt.
Why my mother would be ashamed that I was wearing clothes I don't know.I'm almost certain she would be far more ashamed of me if I was wearing no clothes in a multipurpose store in the middle of New Jersey at four in the day.Anyway,to find a lock.
Now Diary,no-one can read you!Except me.Unless they know how to pick locks.Which Gerard does.Or I lose the key.Which I will.But you're safe for now.Hmm...what time is it?I can't find my watch.
And my phone is all the way on the far side of the bed.Boo-hoo.Is it too early to watch midnight
Had a shower and a shave.I'm making dinner now.
"Hi,I wanna order a meal for delivery."
"Well,may I take your order then?"
"Um...I'll have a veggie supreme,a pepperoni and ham,two Cokes and a box of wedges."
Forty minutes of starvation is a long time.Will eating Skittles ruin my appetite? Probably.
Gerard always finishes my pizza.And almost all the wedges.And my fucking Coke if I don't drink it fast enough.Starving artist son of a bitch.Ha,look.I think I made a funny.
Its three past six.Gee will put his key in the door any seco-
I ran to the door.
He slammed the door and pulled me into a nice,warm hug.Mmm.He smelled like ink.And peanut butter.He loves the stuff.Okay,I like it but sheesh,not every day.He will turn into a jar of the
We ate our pizza and headed to bed.Gee was too tired for any "fun",but ah well.Frankie signing off.
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