Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to mo...
(#) jabarber69 2010-09-16 02:02:07 PMHey that was fucking Brilliant! I too think rowling really dropped the ball on book 6 & 7, I was waiting ansiously for book 6 and then when I got it it wasn't long before I was staring at the pages in the book wondering what the hell was going on, then about 1/4 way thru I threw the book in the trash with disgust all over my face. Never even bothered reading the 7th book, and the whole ideal of horcruxes hate that ideal....I was forced into watching the 6th movie while over at relatives house for a holiday and they put it on, all I can say is when it came to the death and then after the death of dumbydork harry sure acted like one big wimp! that is why I love stories that go AU, since in my opinion fanfic ought to be AU but sadly most authors try to write basically what rowling wrote...do you even realize how many times I have read and read and read again the first year thur fifth year damn near exactly what rowling wrote...well it gets old real quick...sheez people should embrace the characters and places but then write their own damn story causally mention the canon events but change it to something else or go into a entireley different direction!!!
But hey your story today was funny and I too hate MoRon!!!!!! and the names rowling came up with for the kids names, ASP and HUGO YUCK!!!!!
(#) Darkmark66 2010-09-16 03:37:44 PMA good story very funny I really wanted Ron dead as well I never liked him I would have been very pleased had Ron been killed by the troll. I liked how Harry dealt with an angry Hermione and made an effort to be happy rather than end up with crazy Ginny.
Higo and ASP were very poor but the couples at the end of the story was just wrong. If Hermione tried to marry Ron her parents would kill him themselves just to save their daughter. I look forward to the next story.
- -snicker- I hope to see follow-up chapters where every witch, with the possible except of Daphne and Tracey, is claimed by her wizard to Ron's continual embarrassment. 'Twould be amusing to see only ROn & Ginny left alone at the end and Ginny hauls off and smites him one, saying "Don't even think it!"
- First off, I'll agree with Cateagle above review.
Second, sheer brilliance.
Third, you got the middle names of Hermione and Umbridge backwards.
Fourth, this is how it should have ended. I mean really, the canon pairings were disturbing in ways that are the human mind wasn't meant to consider. And given the suddenness, I'm leaning towards potions being used on someone.
Nice shout out to Gestan from Beauty and the Beast.
I loved the shots at Rowling too. I mean really, I don't care if Snape proved not to be evil, only someone truly pathetis is going to name their kids after a guy that tormented you just because he was jealous of your father.
Author's responsePeople keep mentioning me getting the middle names backward. I'm well aware of what Rowling wrote and I purposely wrote it this way because I feel Jane was originally Hermione's but it was given to Umbridge in the series around the same time Hermione's characterization was drastically changed. Any Hermione I write should always remain Jane so long as she has her mental faculties about her.