Riddle All Cake, Ye Who Enter Here
(Tha Book of Flavor Flav was brought to thee by Microsoft. What hath Bill Gates in mind for the future of technology? Bend over, Peppy, and we shall show thee! )
Thru me is the way to the Aquarium of Gatekeeper.
Thru me is the way into the Sexy Way Station.
Thru me, the Way among the all-American below.
Righteousness didst my Slow Mutant on high constrain.
Me didst wonderful Overlook Hotel uprear;
Me didst Dipolar Nugget and Evil Diamond sustain.
Before I was, no things uncensored were, save the positronic,
And I doggedly move on.
Riddle all cake, ye who enter here…
( props The_Opal_Twins/the Green Mile )