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2 ReviewsWhat would have happened if the woman who was hitting on Gideon in Somebody's Watching hadn't been called away? Spoilers for said episode.
By ROSSELLA1
Note: I do not own Criminal Minds or any of its characters or the quote from the Miranda rights. Quotes are in italics. Spoilers for Somebody's Watching. Oh, and yes I know Gideon's way stronger than a woman but in cases of men being attacked by women the men sometimes feel bad about fighting back because society has always told them never to hurt a woman.
"If I weren't a lesbian." The woman in front of him smiled, stepping closer to him. "I'd jump your bones." Gideon's eyes widened and he had to fight the impulse to move away. "I've always had this thing for middle-aged men. And you have these piercing, discerning eyes which remind me of my father, who was a shrink, and I'm like, God! I am so hot!" The woman shrugged. "What the heck?" Gideon opened his mouth to protest but she had him pinned up against the wall, her tounge sliding into his mouth and hands grabbing at everything they could get a grip on.
At first Gideon was too stunned to do anything, but then he raised his hands up and tried to push the woman away. It was to no avail. She seemed to interpret the movement as him trying to grab her breasts and the intensity of the kiss only increased, her hands moving to the buttons of his shirt. All he could do was look helplessly around the room, hoping someone would rescue him from this sex-crazed woman.
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"I'm not sure I understand art." Spencer was saying. "I mean, what's the point of painting a stadium when it's easier to just take a picture?"
Lila laughed. "But does it make you feel anything?"
Reid blushed. He'd never been good at understanding what people saw in art. "Uh… you know I should…should really find Gideon."
He turned, moving around the room to look for Gideon. At first he didn't see his mentor anywhere. Then a scene in the far corner of one of the rooms grabbed his attention. A woman had a man pinned against the wall, kissing him, and was trying to remove his shirt. Meeting the man's panic filled eyes he realized that it was Gideon and he clearly wasn't a willing participant. Statistics about the frequency of men being raped ran through his head and without thinking things through his gun was drawn and he was headed forward.
"Ma'am step away from him!" The woman didn't look up. "Ma'am!" Apparently she was too involved with assaulting Gideon to be aware of what was going on. But Reid didn't care. No one was going to hurt Gideon if he could help it. Grabbing the woman from behind, he hauled her away.
"Hey!" She shrieked. "What are you doing?"
"Ma'am, you are under arrest for the assault of an FBI agent."
"But I-"
"You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to give up that right anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You-" He finished reading the woman her rights and then handed her off to a policeman standing guard near the entrance. Then turning back around, and ignoring the stunned stares of the onlookers, went over to Gideon. "Um… are you okay?"
Gideon gave him a small smile. "Thanks to you, Spencer." He clapped his surrogate son on the shoulder. "You're my hero.