Today I learned what it's like to be a stripper.Or to work at Walmart.
So yeah.I haven't changed anything-apart from the note-this is just Lauren in her pure,unadulterated weirdness XD Her writing this made me remember the day we did this.
Hey lads,what's happenin?All's good here.This is just my little note thingy,as I'm pretty sure you're aware of.
1.Full of Holes will be updated pretty soon,as soon as RIPLEY STOPS FUCKING POKING ME IN THE BACK WITH HER FUCKING PINK FRILLY PEN.
Sorry about that.Ripley is a friend of mine-a very weird and irritating friend-who keeps fucking poking me in the back while I'm writing this,which is diminishing her chances of attending Oxygen(ultra cool festival held in County Kildare every summer,which this year inludes:
MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE DKJBRIGUBH
Funny,as soon as I wrote that she stopped poking me.
Lauren 1,Ripley nil.
2.The title-which I realize is weird,but probably is just a speck of slight abnormality compared to some of the shiz I write-is referring to this little shindig I did with my friends Jennifer and Pizza.Jennifer had gotten dumped the day before,and in a fit of break up-induced feminism,we danced to Pussycat Doll's "I Don't Need a Man" for,I would say,about four hours straight.
In those four hours,I learned:
-I am scarily good at backbends.If you don't know what I'm talking about,look up LynZ doing it.She's unreal at it.
-Pizza is shockingly shit at the backbends,and brings shame to LynZ in all her backbending glory.
-Jen should seriously enquire about the local strip club,home girl's got moves.
(Can't belive you just said that...)
Shut up,Jen,and accept the compliment.Well,that's not really a compliment,but hey,go fuck your self.
Now,where was I before I was [so rudely interrupted?/]
Ah yes.Jennifer and her ass-shaking skills.
God,I was actually pissing myself,dancing around,screaming "I DON'T NEED A RING AROUND MY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER" and seeing my friend jab my other friend with a twirling baton and say:
"It's not step,step,pivot,bend,it's step,pivot,bend,step godammit!Fucking Christ,you will never succeed at anything in life!"
If you think I'm weird,you should spend a day with my friends.
3.Okay,seriously with the poking thing?That's it,no Gerard Way touching himself on stage for you.
4.Okay,fine,you can come,but stop fucking poking me or I will be forced to kill you.
5.To Chloe and Eddi,aka chloeandeddi(nice creativity there guys XD) when are you guys updating The Black Parade?!Man,I've fucking molested the www.ficwad.com > Celebrities > My Chemical Romance link.So looking forward to that update guys,lovin that story!
6.That pen edges near my spine again and I snap your trachea.Capiche?
That means "do you understand" in French,Ripley.