Paul and John fight for George and Ringo's trust
It was rather dull in Abbey Road studios. John had locked himself on one side of the garden and Paul remained stubbornly in his bedroom in the house. No doubt it was lonely, for John had moved all his stuff from his room to the shed and Paul was not there to lecture John about hygiene. But get either men to apologise to each other? Never.
"Still not talking to each other eh?" George asked Ringo as they took a walk through the garden
"No, I feel we should say something to them"
"They're best friends" said George reassuringly, "They'll sort it out"
He was proved wrong when a book labelled "100 ways to a lasting relationship" came sailing out of the bedroom window, hit Ringo's head and fell onto the grass.
"Oh dear..." George muttered
"John looks pretty down. Maybe we should talk to him" suggested Ringo, rubbing the sore patch on his scalp
So they went to the shed. It was like a shrine in there. Records piled up to the ceiling, posters stuck everywhere, a large gramophone playing Elvis hits in the corner. And there among the magazine piles, cushioned on a bean bag was John, headphones plastered to his head, reading his own book "In his own write"
When he saw the two at the doorway, he lifted one earphone off his ear
"Oh hey guys, come on in!"
"Um...John" George asked, narrowly dodging a record tower, "You okay?"
"Never better. I love it in here. I finally have a castle where I can be king. Life is so much better without HIM around"
"Oh" said george, examining his Elvis and Buddy Holly posters which were stuck on the walls, "You've been...redecorating I see"
"Well it's my new home, I need to have it to my liking"
"Oooh, I like your trampoline" said Ringo randomly, not really taking notice of the odd situation. He began bouncing on the mini trampoline and it wasn't long before the others had joined in. They all collapsed in a heap, giggling. Suddenly, the bedroom window opened, and Paul bellowed out
"HEY GUYS, GET BACK OVER HERE!"
"AWW DO WE HAVE TO PAUL?" George called back
"IF YOU DO I'LL LET YOU WRITE A SONG WITH ME!"
George and Ringo automatically burst out of the shed and began running towards the house
"OH BOY!" they said in unison
John appeared at the shed window and shouted
"I'LL LET YOU PLAY MY GUITAR!"
After that, it was endless running back and forth towards John and Paul while they shouted
"YOU CAN CALL BRIAN A FAGGOT!"
"YOU CAN DRAW MOUSTACHES ON MY BEANO COMICS!"
"YOU CAN SHARE MY TOFFEE APPLES!"
"YOU CAN TURN MY CHUCK BERRY POSTER INTO A DARTBOARD!"
"I'LL LET YOU SASS ME!"
"I'LL LET YOU PUNCH ME..."